Ballistic Impact: *shooting at various targets with his gatling gun arm* Haha! Perfect!

Rivet Nut: Yo, Ballistic!

Ballistic Impact: Hm? *sees Rivet Nut* Oh, hey there. Ya here for target practice?

Rivet Nut: Not really. I’m just here to show ya something?

Ballistic Impact: Oh, really? What is it? A new weapon? New gadgets or gizmos? A new toilet? I mean, uh…*scratches his head and blushes* I did sorta clogged that other one. My bad.

Rivet Nut: No. No. And, gosh, I wish, but no. It’s something else.

Ballistic Impact: Sooooooo, what is it then?

Rivet Nut: This. *shows pic*

Ballistic Impact: *sees pic* It’s...just a picture. An art piece...of...me? *looks at pic more* Huh. You know what? Actually, this...this looks pretty good. *grins* Hehe. I must be pretty lucky to get something like this from…*sees signature* “Matt”, is it? That’s the artist?

Rivet Nut: Heh. Hells yeah, man.

Ballistic Impact: Heh. Neat. Uh, say, Rivet. Mind if I ask a silly question?

Rivet Nut: And what question would that be?

Ballistic Impact: You think this “Matt” dude is good at drawing butts?

Rivet Nut: *blushes in shock* Wha?! What kind of question is that?!

Ballistic Impact: *blushes* I’m just saying. I mean, I was wondering if maybe he could...someday draw out my “good side”. *shows his badonk at Rivet Nut and wiggles it* By he could draw ‘em big and perfectly round like mine.

Rivet Nut: *blushes more* Uhh...right.

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