Cube...?

Hey, Cube?

You're really making it hard to play this damn game. No, seriously, you are. Because every time you open your damn mouth and adorability pours out, I am reduced to squealing like a deranged animu fangirl (I don't even LIKE anime, dammit!)

I am asking you, with all due respects, to tone it down so I can play my pseudo-hentai in peace before I start punching you in the crotch to try and find some sort of relief from this situation you've put me in.

....while I have you here, why is it you won't marry my daughter unless she's been horribly brutalized by the wildlife and molested by bandits first? You're lucky you're cute, you sick bastard >8(