Name: Conejito

Species: Cuban Brown Rabbit

Age: 56

Likes: Being gassy (Sometimes), Flatulence (Secretly), Facesitting, Chewing on toothpicks, His car, Soap Operas, Sitcoms, Mixing drinks, Sports channels, Long naps, Bathing, Hot tubs

Dislikes: Racism, Capitalism, Scammers, Carjacking, Thieves, Crazy people, Attention whores, Sarcasm, Drama, Egotistical people, Tough guy wannabes, Judgmental people

Favorite Food: Cuban Sandwiches

Occupation: Uber Driver

Birthplace: Nevada, USA (Previously from Cuba)

Body Type: Fat

Weapon: Gun Machete

Title: Road Riding Hunter

Fursonal Quote: “You must really love to piss me off, do you?”

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Mr. H: "Well, hello there, new daddy wabbit. Hehe. Another new rabbit daddo in the Infurnationals building. His name is...Conejito! Not gonna lie, but...this Uber driving rabbit looks hot as fuck! Yes! Believe it or not, Conejito is an Uber driver! And I bet those of you that are checking this guy out probably wanna get a ride with him. Heh. "Ride". Hehe. Well, anyway, Conejito wields a machete. Not just any machete, it's a GUN MACHETE! It's a pretty nifty and effective weapon. He'll be cutting through hordes of his enemies like he's in a war-torn jungle. He'll be gunning his foes because again, it's a machete...but it's ALSO a gun. Hehehee. Also, about Conejito being an Uber driver, the smell in his car kinda bugs me. I mean, like, why does his car sometimes smelt like someone crawled up his ass and died?"