Bad news kids, Santa Claus doesn't exist. Krampus does though and he'll make you wish you received coal under the tree instead.

Unsurprisingly, Misty was on top of his naughty list, and her record is longer than my list of life regrets for sure. Aggravated assault on innocent citizens who just listened to music, helping a former cellmate accomplice to run a worldwide counterfeit operation, messing with the laws of physics, not having expressed her feelings for Mix yet, selling weapons to the Ku Klux Klan (again) and jaywalking. We're just getting started.
They say the naughtier you are, the tastier you are for Krampus. I think Misty will keep him stuffed at least until next year. Yum.