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...or, as I believe it's SUPPOSED to be titled, "I Drive Like I'm From New Jersey!"
^_^;
Silverwuff demonstrates the finer points of NJ Driving Etiquette, such as:
- Speed Limits are suggestions. For weenies.
- Standard Following Distances of at least 1 Micron* are optional courtesies.
- Fellow motorists cannot always see turn signals. For this reason, Hand Gestures are the preferred method of communications.
- Traffic cones are practice-
- -for pedestrians. Which are worth approximately 1000 points apiece. More if they're drinking Starbucks or talking on the phone. The points for those doing both, in a crosswalk, are OVER NINE THOUSAND.
- Jersey Walls serve two purposes: (1) to crush your enemies and (2) blocking popular tourist exists. Just 'cuz.
- YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE YOU BECOME MY HOOD ORNAMENT.
...and so forth.
I'm not really sure what can be said for this, other than it's my first car pic and while I'm still not sure I like the layout, like hells was I redrawing that Honda, Snowmageddon or no.
Micron inks and Prismacolor markers on Bristol. Shading brought to you by the amazing
indigoangelcat and her astounding army of colored pencils.
* I am of course referring to the unit of measurement, not the brand of ink pens. Its proper name may or may not actually be "micronanometer". I'm not sure and am too tired/lazy atm to look it up.
Easter eggs:
- IndigoAngelTag
- Kiwi
- Guardian Angel w/Rocket Booster (cuz, y'know..."never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!")
- a certain del Sol I know & love (despite his attempts to feed my bank account to my mechanic)
Silverwuff ©
tbutargensis
^_^;
Silverwuff demonstrates the finer points of NJ Driving Etiquette, such as:
- Speed Limits are suggestions. For weenies.
- Standard Following Distances of at least 1 Micron* are optional courtesies.
- Fellow motorists cannot always see turn signals. For this reason, Hand Gestures are the preferred method of communications.
- Traffic cones are practice-
- -for pedestrians. Which are worth approximately 1000 points apiece. More if they're drinking Starbucks or talking on the phone. The points for those doing both, in a crosswalk, are OVER NINE THOUSAND.
- Jersey Walls serve two purposes: (1) to crush your enemies and (2) blocking popular tourist exists. Just 'cuz.
- YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF MY WAY BEFORE YOU BECOME MY HOOD ORNAMENT.
...and so forth.
I'm not really sure what can be said for this, other than it's my first car pic and while I'm still not sure I like the layout, like hells was I redrawing that Honda, Snowmageddon or no.
Micron inks and Prismacolor markers on Bristol. Shading brought to you by the amazing
indigoangelcat and her astounding army of colored pencils.* I am of course referring to the unit of measurement, not the brand of ink pens. Its proper name may or may not actually be "micronanometer". I'm not sure and am too tired/lazy atm to look it up.
Easter eggs:
- IndigoAngelTag
- Kiwi
- Guardian Angel w/Rocket Booster (cuz, y'know..."never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!")
- a certain del Sol I know & love (despite his attempts to feed my bank account to my mechanic)
Silverwuff ©
tbutargensis
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Wolf
Size 1052 x 766px
File Size 395.3 kB
Yes, PennDoT is overly fond of constructing long cattle-chutes out of Jersey walls, knowing FULL DARN WELL the people of their state believe Jersey walls are made of C4 and apt to explode if anyone comes within two feet of them.
I also admire them for building aircraft-carrier-runway-styled highway entrance ramps and modeling their untolled roads after bombing ranges, craters and all. ^_^
(The drivers are a hoot, too; especially when they tailgate you in an attempt to bully you into speeding up. When one comes from a state where anything over a foot is considered sufficient room to merge one's car into, a PA driver's "tailgating" barely even registers in one's consciousness until the 'gator is so pissed they begin flashing their lights. Utter hilarity.)
I also admire them for building aircraft-carrier-runway-styled highway entrance ramps and modeling their untolled roads after bombing ranges, craters and all. ^_^
(The drivers are a hoot, too; especially when they tailgate you in an attempt to bully you into speeding up. When one comes from a state where anything over a foot is considered sufficient room to merge one's car into, a PA driver's "tailgating" barely even registers in one's consciousness until the 'gator is so pissed they begin flashing their lights. Utter hilarity.)
Yes...I have lived in places from NY to VA and my mother still lives in NJ, so I'm quite familiar with the 'driving system'...
And I hate going into PA...they all seem to drive to slow when your behind them, and so fast when they are behind you!
As for actual roads....come down to VA and see some of the ridiculous...
And I hate going into PA...they all seem to drive to slow when your behind them, and so fast when they are behind you!
As for actual roads....come down to VA and see some of the ridiculous...
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