I had requests, so while I'm trying to finish up trades and such, here's a few pictures of my ax, a Schecter XXX which I named 'Gutter Ball.' She's pretty sweet; solid neck design, two humbuckers with a tone knob tap to single coil, 24 frets, and some real solid high-end output. I didn't get her for looks, but she's not lacking 'em. The frets feature sillhouettes of rather pornographically poised people, and the whole design is an exercise in solid simplicity.

Why 'Gutter Ball?' Simple. She can hit the high numbers anytime she likes, but hitting rock bottom feels so good.

One day I'll have recording equipment worth a crap and you can hear her really sing.