how do i write the perfect poem
is what you may be asking
the first step is to listen to your heart
and use flowery
dramatic prose
that in the end means nothing

next
don not let yourself capitalize
anything
the shift key is your foe
slay it
by denying its existence

the same goes for periods
and commas
if you feel one coming on
break
those
lines
and just hit enter

above all things else
whatever you do
do not rhyme
rhymes in poetry
are for sub par rappers
and children

if you make your poem public
and there is a description to enter
say nothing
tag nothing
or at least put an ellipsis
but nothing more

but in the end
it is your story
your own nonsense story
to write as you will

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(In all seriousness, the uploading train is back on the rails. CHOO CHOO MOFO)