hehe, funny X3

my level 10 Deva Avenger has a vorpal scythe X3

One of the players I DM for has a LVL 17 Deva avenger that takes five mins to roll his crits. And he often gets them twice a turn on my painstakingly constructed boss characters.
*sob*

hehe, yeah, avengers rape X3

At least he was tired of it by the third session as well. Happens when you've just done rolling the extra crit damage for having a berserk weapon that boosts crit damage until it's about ten dice that are reroll ones and twos, and then thanks to being a Deva you get another crit and have to do it all again.

yeah XD

lol, only Bruce...

<.< >.> not only bruce...

now that's just too perfect. XD

*rolls dice*
6: 3
8: 4
10: 8
12: 7
20: 2
damn!!

that d10 roll wasn't to bad.. unless you were rolling low >.>

to be honest, i've never played D&D, and i don't know what the dice do. the only thing i know is that 20 is a good thing. the closest i've gotten to playing D&D would be "MUNCHKIN". i want to play. i have broad imagination, so i can see how the battles turn out.

Whoo boy, you should do another one that's entitled "Warhammer misunderstanding"

In DnD, arguments are pretty simple. Either do what the DM says or a level 30 Dire wolf eats your character. in warhammer, this scene would end in bloodshed.

heh you dont have the munchkiner that I have :-P

I dislike the players I DM for for their habit of (entirely within the rules and correctly) pasting "boss" characters into the ground in two critical hit filled turns.
So I made regenerating bosses with DR 15 and able to one shot kill them with crits... also correctly and within the rules.

*walks into room* uh......... *walks back out*

I would totally dual bruce DAGORHIR FTW! It makes me happy that he plays dagorhir

who brings a wiffle sword to a DnD Session? oh wait.. nevermind... I do :P

lol

Bruce needs to roll his dice before he knows if he can hit Skunky....

Pretty awesome; thanks again, Quetza!

My level 12 Dwarf King has a Vorpal Short Sword +3 to go with his Dwarven Battle Ax of Cleaving +5, but that was old school D&D with a DM that used a random draw for magic weapons. The DM made him a king to get rid of him because he had become too powerful and couldn't move up any more by the old rules. Also may have been because I seem to have a knack for rolling 20s at imposable times and at that point that meant instant death for any thing. That was many years ago.

Hmm.. 1d4, 1d6, and 1d20?

In the campaign i'm running, i still have yet to have one of my player's lie to me.. but i can't exactly say that i always stick with the books >.>

Okay, okay!
It's vorpal...
but it is CURSED!
It is intelligent... with the mind of Barney the Dinosaur!

Kangaroo: me
Hp:40
Int:buh?
lol Great job QD

Vorpal Blade? what? is there a jabberwocky around!?! Holy crap! EVERYONE RUN!!

I kid ( Or do I....?)
awesome work Quetza!
( side note- I love Lewis Carroll's works, dont you? :3

Waaaaaaaaaiiiiit i just thought about it... DnD seems like it would be a sex game with for furries .... just say >______> because like "dungeons" AND dragons x3 considering there are dragon furries idk might just be the sleep talking x3

Yes, it is. We don't need those stigmas on top of one another.

...That and most of the dragons that show up have a big prominent "enemy" present in their stat block.

ive never play DnD the board game >_> so i have no clue what your talking about xD! ive only played the online version :o

D&D is no board game, let me assure you of that.
It's technically a "pen and paper" RPG, meaning that the important things are the sheets with the statistics on and the dice, and the board is just a visual aid and can be graph paper or even just memory, to keep track in combat.
The books for the game provide the stats for the Dungeon Master (in other words, the ajudicator) to run the monsters, the adventures and the world, while the people playing the characters essentially try to enjoy themselves in the world. This world can be richly detailed or it can be basic, but as the DM has to run it it usually depends on his free time... Hence the world often "loses definition" somewhat around exam time...
Dragons are in the name of the game because they're the nastiest things to fight in the game. Often faster, stronger, tougher and smarter than the entire group of adventurers put together and having lived for centuries, essentially any dragon battle is going to be memorable, so hence the name.
Dungeons are there due to the fantasy stereotype of adventuring through the catacombs below the surface of the world (eg Moria)... you can play an entire adventure without either but usually that means fighting either beasties or a war.
It really is a marvellous experience and the interaction between the group is a good reason to play in reality as it were rather than on the computer.


...Holy crap I wrote a lot there.

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I concur!

http://www.oocities.com/whoisceres2/dndquotes.html

my only response to all that is... Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddddddd!

And is that a problem?

lol of course not xD

lol

I have Vorpal Paper. :D
It's a -15 attack weapon, but if it DOES hit and do damage, there's a 50% chance of a vorpal :D

In the NWN2 computer game, the developer hack weapon was the papyrus katana. Sounds like the same weapon design.

Mine was mostly a joke about how absurd a vorpal weapon can be. You know, OMG papercut on my finger EEP my head just fell off.. That kinda thing.
It's just a peice of paper really. You can write on it, use it for spell scrolls, but there's always a chance that as you're handling it, it might kill you.

I get the thing about Vorpals (and they are stupid overpowered, it's a flat chance per attack of INSTANT DEATH), just thought the NWN2 weapon was a funny parallel.
My favorite thing, though, is the Locate City Bomb. Heard of that?
Locate city (10 miles/level burst)
+Flash Frost feat (I think that's what it's called, it means 2pts of cold damage over entire area of spell)
+ Lightning element substitution
+Born of three thunders (1pt lightning, 1pt sonic, and deafened save vs fort)
+(as it now has a save DC) Explosive spell (those that fail save thrown to edge of area, taking 1d6 damage per 10 feet travelled.).
Now look at the spell area again.
Now make your spell save DC impossible to meet, cast the spell at around LVL 13, and WIPE OUT WALES.

"Objection!"
"Overuled..."

the jurry find bruce guilty. lmao

The power of the conspicuous-looking larp sword knows no bounds.

*wags nodding*

"But the weapons would still work!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6exaC5ryE

ahh typical bruce reaction. haha
nice!

Imagine his scuffles with warhammer 40k gamesmasters, those guys are strict.

Bruce: I have a freaking chainsaw sword, why cant I just hit you!?
GM: because you havent gotten in attack range, noob"
Bruce: LIES! I canst Strike the over yonder table! *makes chainsaw noises and thwacks the GM* :P

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