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[Thursday Prompt] No, No, Wonkette
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“I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."
(Letter 16, 1657)” - Blaise Pascal, The Provincial Letters
This week’s prompt is given to us by a random word generator: perfection
I then hit the button for a phrase, just to see what it would give me, and got this: graceless inadequacy
*smiles… use them both.
No, No, Wonkette
(to the tune of "I Want To Be Happy")
© 2020 M. M. Marmel
I am very woke and quite extreme
Trying to work out my half-arsed scheme
Doing unto others and then leaving 'fore they do it unto me
When I find a very happy soul
To chastise becomes my only goal
I feel so much better forcefeeding them my philosophy
Constantly un-happy
And I won't be happy
Till I make you unhappy too
Life's really worth living
When I am sh*t giving
Why can't I give some to you
When skies are blue and you say you're doing fine
I'll put you in a tailspin with my whine
Desp'rately un-happy
And I won't be happy
Till I make you unhappy too
When skies are clear and you say you're doing great
I'll spoil the party with my hate
Stupidly un-happy
And I won't be happy
Till I make you unhappy too!
“I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter."
(Letter 16, 1657)” - Blaise Pascal, The Provincial Letters
This week’s prompt is given to us by a random word generator: perfection
I then hit the button for a phrase, just to see what it would give me, and got this: graceless inadequacy
*smiles… use them both.
No, No, Wonkette
(to the tune of "I Want To Be Happy")
© 2020 M. M. Marmel
I am very woke and quite extreme
Trying to work out my half-arsed scheme
Doing unto others and then leaving 'fore they do it unto me
When I find a very happy soul
To chastise becomes my only goal
I feel so much better forcefeeding them my philosophy
Constantly un-happy
And I won't be happy
Till I make you unhappy too
Life's really worth living
When I am sh*t giving
Why can't I give some to you
When skies are blue and you say you're doing fine
I'll put you in a tailspin with my whine
Desp'rately un-happy
And I won't be happy
Till I make you unhappy too
When skies are clear and you say you're doing great
I'll spoil the party with my hate
Stupidly un-happy
And I won't be happy
Till I make you unhappy too!
Category Poetry / Pre-60s
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