grimy old bastard thats a retired fishing boat captain that lives in a house boat named the scum raft and calls everyone sport bc he never remembers names
ladies and lads hes single and a mediocre at best life partner who has atleast 1 1/2 estranged children ;^))))

ive had this sitting around 4 like 2 months i decided i like him smtimes u just gotta have scruffy dirtbag around ya know