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Fox Friday, Lets get Festive
Getting this up a few hours early for Fox Friday.
Especially since
kittfur seems to delight in stashing an Elf on a Shelf all about the place. Lord I cannot stand those things!!
But a good old fashioned double barreled shotgun will make a nice confetti mess out of that elf.
Unless its the Elf on
wielder's shelf, then I wanna hear it ALL from that elf!
Especially since
kittfur seems to delight in stashing an Elf on a Shelf all about the place. Lord I cannot stand those things!!But a good old fashioned double barreled shotgun will make a nice confetti mess out of that elf.
Unless its the Elf on
wielder's shelf, then I wanna hear it ALL from that elf!
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No one has inflicted one of those on me, but my brother has a number of double-barreled Victorian-era shotguns, made right here in Connecticut.
When I was a kid, we had three glittery little elves who were clearly made from egg shells -- one pastel blue, one pink, one pale green. I suspect they were designed after Disney's Seven Dwarfs, to some degree. All of them survived into our adulthood and beyond; I haven't thought of them for years. No idea where they ended up, but our sister wound up with most of the holiday decorations. I know if I mention them, they will end up on my back porch. Poor little bastards are 60 years old if they're a day, too. Pull!
When I was a kid, we had three glittery little elves who were clearly made from egg shells -- one pastel blue, one pink, one pale green. I suspect they were designed after Disney's Seven Dwarfs, to some degree. All of them survived into our adulthood and beyond; I haven't thought of them for years. No idea where they ended up, but our sister wound up with most of the holiday decorations. I know if I mention them, they will end up on my back porch. Poor little bastards are 60 years old if they're a day, too. Pull!
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