I don't think this needs "Mature" tag. I mean, they aren't doing nothing. It's just my sick sense of humour. Lol.

Oh goodness, and they weren't even married when this happened.

A thing that always made me like "WTF" is that in cartoons when someone touches something "private" of another person you hear a clacson-like sound. Well then, Dimitri wants to know if it is true.

Dimitri: -What da hell! Ya boobs don't squeak! Are they fake or...?-
Kokitsune: -They aren't clacsons you idiot!-

Dimitri © SuckerPunch
Kokitsune © me