“Hello? Yeah, this is a customer speaking. Dandy. Yeah, I have a complaint about your Everlasting Eggnog that I purchased today? Mhm. Yeah, I can hold.”
“…Hi, yeah, I got a complaint about your product here. I purchased your Original Everlasting Eggnog today and I gotta say, I’m not thrilled about the results. What’s wrong? What’s WRONG? Why don’t you explain to ME why you think it’s okay to put up false advertising! This isn’t “everlasting”, I finished the bottle!”
“…What do you mean that’s not possible? It is possible, I’m holding the empty bottle in front of me right now! Yes, I drank it all! What did you think I was going to do, pour it down the sink?”
“Look, I have a party that I need to prep for and I was counting on your eggnog to last for quite some time! But it looks like when you say ‘Everlasting’ you really don’t mean it. I want to be compensated for this!”
“…Well for starters, I want a refund. Actually, no, I want LEGIT Everlasting Eggnog. Not this nonsense that gets emptied on a moment's notice… you don’t have that? Ugh, fine, I want maybe… four more of these then? Yeah, four more. Get them to my place pronto, I’d hate to have my friends to arrive here with nothing to drink.”
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So comes the end of my Secret Santa for   DracoE.McCaulley ! Hope you enjoy!
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