Full name: Zipton Gremlin Bridgiford
Gender: Male
Height: 2 ft 10
Stomach Colour: Blue
Body Colour: Black
Hair Colour: Neon blue

The only way to effectively describe Zippy’s stupidity is to actually watch him. He is profoundly, shockingly idiotic, leaving Landingites to wonder exactly how he’s survived for so long. Many don’t believe his staggering lack of intelligence until they attempt to talk to him. He then will either spout complete nonsense or tell you that he likes toast. His idiocy actually lends to his irritation abilities, which is the only reason the Annoyance community tolerates him. However, he is in great demand with Mundalindia’s art scene. Although he is an idiot, Zippy is also a breathtaking artist. His work has been on display in many prominent venues and can go for small fortunes. No one yet understands how such an imbecile can create such works.