ARGH the lighting went funky. You try taking a picture with a webcam without your hands shaking and the laptop crashing over. >:[
I'll upload the full version later when I can take a decent photo- it has a sky full of stars and the two on the hill in the middle. It's much nicer than this lame excuse for a photo. >:{
Aw, love. Cute.
I'll upload the full version later when I can take a decent photo- it has a sky full of stars and the two on the hill in the middle. It's much nicer than this lame excuse for a photo. >:{
Aw, love. Cute.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Wolf
Size 301 x 480px
File Size 1.53 MB
Ah well, at least it's clear enough to see!
The stars do look nice, almost as if they were reflections on the water (or maybe they are). I can only think of one possible course of words (whatever that means) this drawing could take,
She spoke, "How much do you love me?"
He answered, "how much do I love you? Count the stars in the sky, measure the volume of the oceans with a teaspoon, number the grains of sand on the seashore, impossible you say? Yes, and it is just as impossible for me to say how much I love you. My love for you is higher than the heavens deeper than Hades, longer that the earth. It has no limits, no bounds. Everything must have an ending, except for my love for you."
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
The stars do look nice, almost as if they were reflections on the water (or maybe they are). I can only think of one possible course of words (whatever that means) this drawing could take,
She spoke, "How much do you love me?"
He answered, "how much do I love you? Count the stars in the sky, measure the volume of the oceans with a teaspoon, number the grains of sand on the seashore, impossible you say? Yes, and it is just as impossible for me to say how much I love you. My love for you is higher than the heavens deeper than Hades, longer that the earth. It has no limits, no bounds. Everything must have an ending, except for my love for you."
"Who the heck is John?"
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That was beautifully written AND funny, bravo! xD
Much less eloquently the words that literally ran through my head were
'The night sky looks so beautiful. The stars look like diamonds... there are so many! There must be at least ten hundred million of them!'
'Ten hundred million stars... and yet only one of you. I must be the luckiest man alive.'
But I prefer
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
"Oh, I er... decided.. to um... give you a nickname?"
"Why 'John' though?"
".....because... you're... er... called... Johnathaaa Nickkkk Chrisss uhhhhhhh...."
"Lionel! It's fucking Lionel!"
"... seriously? Lionel? ....Jesus."
That was beautifully written AND funny, bravo! xD
Much less eloquently the words that literally ran through my head were
'The night sky looks so beautiful. The stars look like diamonds... there are so many! There must be at least ten hundred million of them!'
'Ten hundred million stars... and yet only one of you. I must be the luckiest man alive.'
But I prefer
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
"Oh, I er... decided.. to um... give you a nickname?"
"Why 'John' though?"
".....because... you're... er... called... Johnathaaa Nickkkk Chrisss uhhhhhhh...."
"Lionel! It's fucking Lionel!"
"... seriously? Lionel? ....Jesus."
I plan to use that thing I wrote on someone if the occasion ever presents itself. I'd probably get the cheezy award from a random guy who appears out of nowhere whenever someone says something that's cliché enough and honours the person with a badge of Brie.
I propose the following:
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
"Oh, you aren't John?"
"No, I'm his twin cousin"
".....uhhhhhhh...."
"Wait, are you Jane?"
"Yes."
"Jane, Eyre's sister?"
"Yes"
"Oh oh..."
"Ah well, I'm sure the others won't notice"
"Quite right... now where were we, ah yes..." *smooch*
Or as a continuation of yours
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
"Oh, I er... decided.. to um... give you a nickname?"
"Why 'John' though?"
".....because... you're... er... called... Johnathaaa Nickkkk Chrisss uhhhhhhh...."
"Lionel! It's fucking Lionel!"
"... seriously? Lionel? ....Jesus."
"We must save Lionel"
"Uh, what?"
"Well, you just said it yourself, something's fucking Lionel!"
"...."
"Come on! COME WITH ME!"
And so started She andJohn's Lionel's adventure to save Lionel, throughout their journey they will fight terrifying enemies and make everlasting friendships. They will meet Tolouse-Lautrec and laugh at him for being short, they will tip The Doctor's TARDIS off a cliff edge which will send them back to the time of the Romans for some unknown reason where they will stop Caesar's assassination and change the course of history so drastically that in this alternate time-line Lionel will be called John and this whole thing won't have happened.
The end.
I propose the following:
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
"Oh, you aren't John?"
"No, I'm his twin cousin"
".....uhhhhhhh...."
"Wait, are you Jane?"
"Yes."
"Jane, Eyre's sister?"
"Yes"
"Oh oh..."
"Ah well, I'm sure the others won't notice"
"Quite right... now where were we, ah yes..." *smooch*
Or as a continuation of yours
"Kiss me John!"
"Who the heck is John?"
"Oh, I er... decided.. to um... give you a nickname?"
"Why 'John' though?"
".....because... you're... er... called... Johnathaaa Nickkkk Chrisss uhhhhhhh...."
"Lionel! It's fucking Lionel!"
"... seriously? Lionel? ....Jesus."
"We must save Lionel"
"Uh, what?"
"Well, you just said it yourself, something's fucking Lionel!"
"...."
"Come on! COME WITH ME!"
And so started She and
The end.
Oh my dear sweet lord.
I have never, never laughed so much in my entire LIFE as I did just then. I fell of my chair and started crying. My roommate thought there was something seriously wrong with me.
Lol, every time I read it it gets funnier
Also, I can very safely assure you that if you ever did say that to someone they will physically melt. Like, literally, begin melting. It is so heartwarmingly absolutely.... meltable. Yeah, meltable.
Like Brie. Which they shall also enjoy, copiously.
I have never, never laughed so much in my entire LIFE as I did just then. I fell of my chair and started crying. My roommate thought there was something seriously wrong with me.
Lol, every time I read it it gets funnier
Also, I can very safely assure you that if you ever did say that to someone they will physically melt. Like, literally, begin melting. It is so heartwarmingly absolutely.... meltable. Yeah, meltable.
Like Brie. Which they shall also enjoy, copiously.
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