Paige no :c

she had to eat so much of it too

Ohno

Also raises the question of how blood is even able to taste like anything other than bog-standard blood to a vampire who's only able to eat blood. Maybe their tongue still works as it did before, just that they're unable to actually consume anything other than blood. (Or she's just pretending she can taste anything at all!)

But! Blood isn't simply blood, especially when saturated by digested pizza roll debris. Are these things filtered out and deleted, leaving behind only approved TrueBlood© produces? Is anything dissolved into blood valid to consume, by virtue of tricking your vampy curse that it's totally blood, shut up. Or is it okay because all the additives in the blood were formed and prepared by the donor's body, and the curse is just really picky about everything being 100% organic.

And, blood itself typically has very little nutrition in it, but it can vary wildly depending on any number of factors, like their previous meal, health and status of their organs, the beetus, and so on. If she's able to consume and absorb these extra nutrients from a big greasy donormeal, could she theoretically get fat from all this? And, could she possibly offer her services as a weight loss coach, drinking and replacing her client's blood after every meal before their body has a chance to utilize whatever they digested?

janet subsists on the symbolism of the blood, inside of her it's converted into a sort of conceptual sustenance, so polluted blood (blood alchohol levels, etc) don't really have a meaningful effect on her, but she can perceive the difference, although it's less a taste and more a synesthetic cross-sense between taste and smell

the blood gets Used Up in sustaining her unlife, but it's more the metaphor of the life stolen that gets used up