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Mr. H: What’s goooooood, everybody?! It’s your boy, Mr. H! Let’s get this new year started riiiiiiight!

Spotlight: *unamused* Ahem…

Mr. H: Oh, uh...s’up, Spotlight?

Spotlight: You’re sitting in my seat.

Mr. H: *sigh* Okay, okay. *gets off of Spotlight’s seat and leaves*

Spotlight: Thank you. *sits in his seat* My apologies, everyone. I had to step out for a few minutes to see a man about a horse. So, without further ado, let’s get the news underway. First off, happy new year! It’s 2021! A fresh new year, a fresh new start, and also...fresh new heroes! That’s right, folks! A new year means we got new world warriors joining the Infurnationals today! Let’s see who will be joining the Infurnationals this year...

*Somewhere in Connecticut*

Iron Justice: *pats his briefcase gun* Can’t wait to serve some justice.

*Somewhere in India*

Garam Masala: *sharpens his great cleaver* Awww, yeaaah! *swings his great cleaver* NOW we’re cooking!

*Somewhere in Portugal*

Grief Hammer: *juggling a few throwing hammers* Yeah, it’s Grief Hammer time!

*Somewhere in France*

Thunderstone: Fast as lightning, strong as a rock! *gets in battle stance*

*Somewhere in India*

Red Alert: *twirls his double-bladed scimitar* Now we’re REALLY talking business!

*Somewhere in Germany*

Hells Bells: *shakes his body as the bells jingle around him* Frohes neues Jahr!

*Back at the Television Station*

Spotlight: Oh, yeah! Seeing these new upcoming world warriors had made me realize something - it’s the Year of the Ox! Heh. What a surprise. I’ve got a feeling we might be expecting more bovines this year. Well, that’s all for today, folks! This is Spotlight of Infurnationals TV! Stay tuned for our next news! Until then, see you all later.