*sees* what happened

stella- this rottie has been a bad dog!

In what case

he bit another dog :(

Oh

yep so he's a bad boy

Yep

What happened :/

this rottweiler thinks he can push me around :(

Stella, I'm sure it was an accident
and that will not be repeated
right Joey

yeah.....of course not ;)

now how are you Stella:)

better now thanks :)

You're welcome sweetheart;)
it looks like your paws are a little tired

oh you bet they are ;) um perhaps a massage will wake them up yeah :)

Ok
let's go to my house
I bought dog massage creams and I would like someone to use them

hund- don't forget to save some for me ;)

Don't worry master
come on Stella

i look forward to this massage

this is my house
please lie in bed so i can start your massage

with pleasure :) she lays down

now let's start by brushing your fur;)

ah yeah that's so relaxing

I'll start with your back
later i will brush your belly
and finally his tail;)

sounds good to me

start brushing your belly

hmm that's so good

now we are going to massage your paws
but where is the massage cream:\
Tyrone come here boy

you called for me master?

Yes Dear
did you see the new dog massage cream

he brings it to you

affirmative here you are master :)

stella- why does he talk like that?

he is a terminator dog
but do not worry
he was reprogrammed and is now a gentle puppy that likes to be affectionate in the belly
just like you

stella- well that's good to hear ;) who's a good pup?

tyrone- i am :)

now it's time to massage your paws

oh yeah that's good more please

Ok sweetie

tyrone- may i assist with anything my master? :)

yes
can you massage Stella's other paw, please
when i finish it will be your turn to be massaged;)

stella- for a robot he does have a soft touch ;)

tyrone- i am programmed to give gentle massages :)

he is learning some tricks
Right boy;)

tyrone- affirmative master :)

now let's finish the massage

oh yes please

and we ended up
how are you feeling Stella

so relaxed

morning you can come back for another massage
but now it's Tyrone's turn

stella- see you soon dear ;)

tyrone- i am ready master :) please proceed

Ok sweetie
I will start brushing your fur

tyrone- hmm master my sensors indicate how nice this feels :)

now i will brush your belly

tyrone- this must be what real dogs call a tummy rub right master?

not
that's brushing the fur on your belly
"starts to caress your belly"
You like?:)

tyrone- yes i like this very much master :) it makes me feel like a real dog

Hehe good boy
now i will brush your legs

don't forget our tails ;)

Okay
brush your tail;)
You like?

i do master, i do :)

I can massage your paws now?:)

you may master :)

Okay
put massage cream on your paws and start massaging

master i wish i was a real dog :( so this could happen all the time :)

Yes sweetie
but when i finish your paws i have to massage the master's paws

i understand master :)

hund arrives for his massage ;)

Hi master
it's time for your massage;)

yeah i booked in for the paw and tummy massage today remember? :)

Yes master
let's start brushing your back

i always like to look well groomed :)

start to brush your back
You like?:)

yes very much :)

Now your belly:)

if you please :)

brush your belly

yes that is so good i'm such a good boy

Yes master
now it's time to brush your tail

make it nice and fluffy now ok ;)

Ok master:)

good job :)

Thanks
now i will massageat your paws

yes i was racing a husky today and my paws are very worn out

yes master i saw
he is a cute husky but you are more;)
Now the massage

aw thank you :) you know how to make a dog happy :)

Thanks master
I already massage that husky's paws
he is very selfish and likes to brag but he promised me to change his attitudes
I hope

well anyone can change :) just look at me :) wasn't i a mad scientist once?

Stella walks outside and dumps water on Joey,

Stella- rise and shine sleeping beauty! Your butt is mine! Get a light breakfast and meet me in the training room! We have a long day ahead of us, Now Move it rotty biy!

Joey- no I don’t think so, I’m gonna get my beauty sleep. Joey closes his eyes and rolls back over.

he feels something on his neck and see's a collar and leash

stella- that was an ORDER!!!

Stella takes the leash and drags Joey along. He groans and whines as they make their way to the training room.

stella- quit whining ya big baby, and stand to attention when a superior speaks to you!!

Joey- but I don’t......

Stella- STAND AT ATTENTION!!!!

Joey- yes ma’am.

stella- from now on private joey you'll address me as lieutenant or ma'am understand?!

joey- SIR...um i mean....MA'AM YES MA'AM!!

Stella smiles as she sees discipline school would work on Joey.

Joey- so what will you have me do first ma’am?

stella- some simple obedience training ;) SIT!!

she blows a dog whistle

Joey- owww! Ok ok I’m sitting!

Stella where’s ear plugs to protect her from the whistle.

Joey- is this really necessary?!

stella- after what you did previously....yes it is ;) now lets see your aggression in a controlled environment

a dummy with an angry face stands at the other end of the room

stella- joey there's your attacker now go get him!!

Joey- why is this.......?

Stella blows the dog whistle,

Joey- ahhh yes ma’am I’ll tear him up!!

Joey charges and mounts it and rips the neck up.

stella- and release! (joey keeps biting).....i said release! (blows whistle)

joey- ok, ok he's released!

Stella- we have much work to do so let’s get to it kid!

joey- yes ma'am jeez she's tough

Stella- now obstacle course, complete it in 2 minutes. Take your spot ready? 3, 2, 1 GO!

joey crawls through mud, jumps over fences, scales high walls and jumps over a minefield

joey- you know we're just cops here not marines right stella?

Stella- want me to blow that dog whistle again?!

Joey- Noooo!

Stella- then keep it moving!

Joey- yes ma’am anything but the dog whistle!

he swims through a stream, jumps over barbed wire and finally finishes

joey- gasp....gasp...i... i did it ma'am

Stella- right on the dot. 2 minutes. Great job Joey.

joey- thanks....can...can i please....rest now?

Stella- sure you can rest. You earned it. You know your not as bad as I thought you were?

joey- you think babe....sorry, sorry i mean ma'am

Stella- yeah maybe I was wrong maybe I can talk To Zeus about putting back on the force and being my partner.

Joey- yeah I love to!

Stella- well ok I’ll talk to him and.......

Then the alarm sounds! Stella rushes to the door and sees Rexie being chased by officers! Stella was mind blown!

Stella- what is she up to sir?

Officer- she attacked Zeus and Jerry in the record room and made a huge mess! She is psycho we are going to put her down!

The officer disappears.

Stella- what is going on with you two lately?

joey- i don't know but this isn't like rexie somethings not right here for sure

Stella- something must be done, they’ll kill your sister, she is only a puppy still.

Joey- I know.

Stella noticed a flashing light and antenna sticking out the back of Joey’s collar.

Stella- that explains why you attacked as well!

joey- AND WHY I'M GONNA ATTACK NOW! HOW ABOUT I THROW YOU INTO THE MINEFIELD STELLA?!

stella- joey you have to fight it!

Joey attacks her she resists his attack and she claws him in the chest and swings him around to reveal the bigger area. She she smashes the big and rips the control box out of his collar. He still feels loopy.

Joey- St.....Stela?

Stella gives him one good hit to the head and falls unconscious.

Stella- I knew he was controlled, just like that sister of his.

zeus- stella come in can you hear me, are you ok?!

stella- stella here and everything is under control captain ;)

zeus- good jerry has dealt with steve

Stella- I hope he bit him where it matters?!

Zeus- oh he’s biting where it matters alright. Pretty badly to.

stella- well i've got joeys collar off so he's under control

zeus- good i'll send help down just in case

Stella starts licking Joey’s face hoping to wake him up.

joey- wow that's a nice kiss stella could you give me the kiss of life as well you know just in case ;)

Stella- ok that’s enough. Your back to normal. Glad to see your in one peace.

Joey- you love me don’t you Stella? Come on I know you love the Rottweiler boys, I’m again right a mix of shepherd and Rottweiler, it look so cute.

stella- i'm married to my job joey and nothing else.....but i;m glad you alright ;)

Joey wanted to hump her he tails her prancing.

Stella- Joey, you want a kick in the sweet area?

joey- i want something in the sweet area

Stella- last warning I will kick your private area if you come any closer.

Joey- come on Stella, Rottweiler shepherds are a good mix. I really want a family Stella.

BAMM!!

she kicks him between the legs

Joey falls to the ground whining in pain.

Stella- I warned you twice, you must have a hearing problem mutt.

Officer- everything ok in here?

Stella- nothing I can’t handle sir.

joey- wow that was some kick stella

stella- dog karate ;)

Joey- look I am starting to like you, maybe I made a move to quickly let’s try again. Sorry I tried humping you. To soon.

stella- apology accepted ;) but hump me again and i'll break your leg! ......but if you want to impress me ;) you could take me dinner

Joey- ok it’s a start. Where do you want to go? What are you in the mood for?

stella- something Italian ;) perhaps spaghetti :)

joey imagines him and stella as lady and the tramp

Joey- wait we can’t eat pasta Stella, our stomachs can’t digest it. How about a thick juicy burger.

stella- not human pasta silly ;) dog pasta, they make everything for dogs these days ;)

Joey- really? I must be living under a rock then. Because all I have had pretty much my entire life is hard dog food. The good and expensive kind.

stella- you didn't know that jerry has chili for breakfast?

Joey- uh no I didn’t know that, wait what kind of dog eats chilli? That’s not good for his stomach.

stella- well he loves the stuff ;) gives him gas mind but he still eats it

Joey- really I’ll try some chilli, I would to try it for the first time.

Stella- um, I wouldn’t recremend it Joey.

jerry- well actually there's some left right here if you want it buddy :)

joey- yeah i'll have a try.....um stella why are you wearing a gas mask?

Stella- because Joey, your farts will stink. That’s what happens when dogs eat stuff they aren’t supksed to.

joey- oh ok um thanks jerry but i'll give this a miss for now ;)

jerry- well ok its up to you it tastes great though ;)

joey- thanks but i've gotta be a gentleman tonight to take this gorgeous shepherd out for dinner :)

Jerry- now how did this happen? Earlier today she hated your guts, am I missing something?

stella- well he passed his training with good marks ;) so i thought i;d give him a chance you know ;)

Jerry- but Stella, you said you hated him

Stella- not anymore buddy, Joey and I are cool. Kind of like Bella and Duhe.

Rott Duke- me?

Stella- no, the other Duke.

duke- oh sids new friend the pit bull :) nice guy

Stella- your nice too you big lug, but your voice is funny sounding though.

duke- do not laugh at my voice!

Stella- I’m not sweet heart, actually it’s kind of cute.

duke- aw really you think so?

Stella- sure my dear, you are a Rottweiler i can call cute.

Duke- thank you.

He blushes and winks at her.

joey arrives after brushes his fur to look his best :)

joey- are we ready for dinner lieutenant? ;)

Stella- yes lead the way handsome.

Duke- take care of your girl

they arrive at ''cafe a la dog''

joey- table for 2 please my good man :)

Seater- where is your owners at? This isn’t strictly a dog restauraunt.

Stella and Joey look at each other. And back at the server.

joey shows him the badge ;)

joey- we're officers and your policy allows working k9s to enter the premises i believe ;)

Seater- but?

Joey- want me to call our owners?

He points to his vest that said Police on it.

The server got up and took them to their table, with no further trouble.

joey moves stella's chair back for her to sit down :)

joey- might i say you look ravishing this evening stella

Stella- why thank you Joey. You look extra handsome tonight to, did you do something different with your fur?

joey- hehe well i went to the groomers and i'm wearing a bow tie just for you ;)

Server- hey where’s your owners you two? No owner no service.

joey again shows his badge

joey- your restaurant does serve serving officers does it not? ;) i mean that is what the sign says unless its false advertisement

stella- which would make it a felony ;)

Joey- if you like I can call my owners and they can take this restauraunt from you for false advertisement?

waiter- and what would the lady and gentleman be eating tonight? ;)

joey- that's more like it :) Stella what would you like?

Stella- what is the doggy burger? It looks good what’s that like?

joey- i hope its not made from dog

waiter- ahem its chicken with salad and mayonnaise all dog friendly ingredients

Stella- I’ll try that then that sound delicious. How about you Joey?

Joey- I’m going human tonight, a foot long chili cheese hot dog, with a side of tater tots. Thank you my good man.

waiter- excellent choice ;)

as they wait joey sips his dog wine

joey- hmm this is good :)

Stella- um Joey, you got a chili cheese hot dog and tater tots? Your stomach will be messed up tonight.

Joey burps.

Joey- oh well. I want the human experience.

He burps again.

stella- this is not the evening i had in mind :(

she eats her burger

Joey- oops excuse me Stella. Sorry for my outbursts. It’s the whine.

stella- hmm its a little fizzy i guess ;)

she does a very small belch but quickly covers her mouth ;)

Stella- oh excuse me! That is unlady-like.

Joey- it happens. Better out than in and I think you do it well.

joey has hearts in his eyes as he looks at stella -