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Randy: Wow, you’re quite the large dog. How big are you? You make me look small and I’m 6 feet 2 inches tall. I’m just insanely curious. I would love height and weight stats on you and your two buddies, whoever they are. That’s something I love knowing about every one of your male canine characters I meet.
Oh great, that’s wonderful too hear. I love that stuff so much. So, what’s it like here? I’m from somewhere else and just wanted too know what it was like here, wherever here is. Let’s have all three of you answer, starting with Zeus, then Jerry, and ending with Sid.
Randy: Let’s see here, how about all three of you just stay where you are and I’ll shrink a little bit in height? I didn’t tell you three this before but I’m a husky that can size shift. I can shrink to as little as 2 feet 6 inches and I can grow to as big as 9 feet 8 inches. Just thought I’d let you three know that in case you suddenly see me shrink in size.
Randy: Oh boy, now the fun REALLY begins. I didn’t even think this gym had 100 pound weights let alone 1,000 pound weights. Man you guys are seriously starting to get REALLY strong and grow quite a good amount bigger and become rather noticeably more muscular. I wonder what crazy milestone in weights you three will reach next.
Randy: Oh yeah, one last thing. Don’t get too big. I still want you three to be able to walk out of here when you three are finished. Now, as of me, I think I’ll be drifting off to sleep now. See you three cuties in an hour.* I very quickly fall asleep with how warm the large towel is after lying down on the soft, equally as warm as the towel, floor. I am now in a very deep sleep.*
Duncan: why, sure Zeus. I’d be quite happy to get you three big guys some water. Just a minute. I will be back very soon.* Duncan leaves to get Zeus, Jerry, and Sid some water* *Duncan reappears in 45 seconds with three medium sized blue water bottles for the three of you* Here you go you three. Just what you wanted. A nice, refreshing bottle of water for each one of you. So, how are you three doing today?
Duncan: Well, that’s certainly good to hear. Say, would you like me to perhaps have two of my best friends help with this workout regiment that you three are doing right now? They are super nice and really can help you guys get as big if not bigger then me and I’m definitely one of the larger canines at this gym. Wouldn’t you three just love that? I’m sure your husky friend would love to hear you guys say yes. The first guy is an Australian Shepherd named Kevin and the second guy is a Saint Bernard named Alastair. So, you three guys wanna get really big or what?
Duncan: Good. That’s what I like to hear. Hey Kevin, hey Alastair, get over here. We got three dogs that wanna get as big as us if not much bigger.
*Kevin and Alastair, the Australian Shepherd and the Saint Bernard, walk over to where Duncan is*
Kevin: Yeah, what is it Duncan? Who are we gonna make huge today? Oh, those shrimps. You’re cute. You’re so dang cute. Hey Alastair, look at these three little runts. This is too perfect. I’m only kidding, you three are looking fine. I’m a big time joker.
Alastair: Where are they Kevin? Oh. There they are. Wow, you sure weren’t kidding. They, all three of them, especially when compared to the three of us, do look pretty small. But don’t you three worry. We will have you three bigger than me in about, oh I don’t know, say maybe about 2 hours. 2 hours for the Doberman Pinscher and Rottweiler and more like 3 hours for the German Shepherd.
Duncan: Alright you two. Enough chitchat. Are you three ready to get bigger than Alastair the Saint Bernard?
*Kevin and Alastair, the Australian Shepherd and the Saint Bernard, walk over to where Duncan is*
Kevin: Yeah, what is it Duncan? Who are we gonna make huge today? Oh, those shrimps. You’re cute. You’re so dang cute. Hey Alastair, look at these three little runts. This is too perfect. I’m only kidding, you three are looking fine. I’m a big time joker.
Alastair: Where are they Kevin? Oh. There they are. Wow, you sure weren’t kidding. They, all three of them, especially when compared to the three of us, do look pretty small. But don’t you three worry. We will have you three bigger than me in about, oh I don’t know, say maybe about 2 hours. 2 hours for the Doberman Pinscher and Rottweiler and more like 3 hours for the German Shepherd.
Duncan: Alright you two. Enough chitchat. Are you three ready to get bigger than Alastair the Saint Bernard?
Duncan: Don’t worry. You three are in great paws. Just leave everything to us.
Kevin: Yeah, you three are gonna get huge. You’l make your tiny, sleeping husky friend over there so darn happy. Also, Jerry was it, you’ll take longer because you have a different body composition than Zeus and Sid. No need to get mean. I personally think I’m doing you a huge favor.
Alastair: Alright guys, come on. Let’s get started. These three won’t grow faster on their own.
Duncan: Agreed. Let’s get started now. I’ll be helping Zeus. That’s myself Duncan. Kevin, you’ll be helping Jerry, and Alastair, you’ll be helping Sid. The first exercise we Will be doing is lifting weights starting from heavy to heaviest. Are you three ready?
Kevin: Yeah, you three are gonna get huge. You’l make your tiny, sleeping husky friend over there so darn happy. Also, Jerry was it, you’ll take longer because you have a different body composition than Zeus and Sid. No need to get mean. I personally think I’m doing you a huge favor.
Alastair: Alright guys, come on. Let’s get started. These three won’t grow faster on their own.
Duncan: Agreed. Let’s get started now. I’ll be helping Zeus. That’s myself Duncan. Kevin, you’ll be helping Jerry, and Alastair, you’ll be helping Sid. The first exercise we Will be doing is lifting weights starting from heavy to heaviest. Are you three ready?
Duncan: Ok then. We will begin with 6,000 pound weights and end with 13,000 pound weights.
Kevin: Alright now, everyone, especially you Jerry, listen up now. This will be somewhat easy to start off but will very hard to end with. I know you three can do it though. I have complete faith in the three of you.
Alastair: Ok, let’s begin. We’ll start of with 500 reps of each weight at least. Obviously, if you want to do more or feel like you can do more, that’s totally fine. You may do that. Let’s begin now, shall we? Yes I think we shall.
Kevin: Alright now, everyone, especially you Jerry, listen up now. This will be somewhat easy to start off but will very hard to end with. I know you three can do it though. I have complete faith in the three of you.
Alastair: Ok, let’s begin. We’ll start of with 500 reps of each weight at least. Obviously, if you want to do more or feel like you can do more, that’s totally fine. You may do that. Let’s begin now, shall we? Yes I think we shall.
Duncan: I mean, I suppose I could do that, but then that would kind of defeat the whole purpose of working out the three of you. You see what I’m trying to get at here? Back me up Kevin and Alastair.
Kevin: Well, yeah, that is kind of the whole purpose of working out: to gain muscle and keep the muscle you’ve gained. Isn’t that Right Alastair?
Alastair: Well, yeah, I guess that would more or less be the purpose of working out. I mean, it’s not like there’s anything saying that you can’t do it that way or have to do it this way, which is the way we’ve always been doing it, but it’s just the way that it’s been done since it began. You three understand what I’m saying right?
Kevin: Well, yeah, that is kind of the whole purpose of working out: to gain muscle and keep the muscle you’ve gained. Isn’t that Right Alastair?
Alastair: Well, yeah, I guess that would more or less be the purpose of working out. I mean, it’s not like there’s anything saying that you can’t do it that way or have to do it this way, which is the way we’ve always been doing it, but it’s just the way that it’s been done since it began. You three understand what I’m saying right?
Duncan: Good job Jerry. That’s what I love to hear. Now let’s get started. This is going to be so much fun. Just relax you three. Everything is going to be just fine. You’re now in great workout based care.
Kevin: Alright, I guess I’ll be taking it from here at least with the first part of this 6 part work out. You three know what to do right? We will be starting off with chest presses. Again 500 chest presses at least but you can do more than that if you wish of course.
Alastair: Ok you three, are you ready? Let do this. Here’s a hint, try to think about something motivating. That way this 6 part workout won’t seem as difficult and that may even help to make this 6 part workout go by a little bit faster.
Kevin: Alright, I guess I’ll be taking it from here at least with the first part of this 6 part work out. You three know what to do right? We will be starting off with chest presses. Again 500 chest presses at least but you can do more than that if you wish of course.
Alastair: Ok you three, are you ready? Let do this. Here’s a hint, try to think about something motivating. That way this 6 part workout won’t seem as difficult and that may even help to make this 6 part workout go by a little bit faster.
Duncan: Well, I’m very glad to hear you say that Zeus, but be sure you’re not pushing it or doing too many. We don’t want you to hurt yourself. Isn’t that right Kevin?
Kevin: Yeah, that is true. While the of us would love to see the three of you get just as big as us if not much bigger than us, just try not to overdo it, or you might end up in really awful pain. Finish it off Alastair.
Alastair: Yeah, just be sure not to overdo anything and you three will be just fine. Does that make sense to the three of you?
Kevin: Yeah, that is true. While the of us would love to see the three of you get just as big as us if not much bigger than us, just try not to overdo it, or you might end up in really awful pain. Finish it off Alastair.
Alastair: Yeah, just be sure not to overdo anything and you three will be just fine. Does that make sense to the three of you?
Duncan: Good. I’m glad to hear you three take my advice. It’s the right thing to do. I can’t wait to see how big we end up making you three.
Kevin: Alright now, enough talk. Let’s get back to lifting weights. It’s not like we have forever to get you three as big as us if not much bigger than us. This place does eventually have to shut down for the night.
Alastair: Well, we are the owners of this gym Kevin. You, Duncan, and myself. It’s not like we absolutely have to shut down the gym as soon as it gets dark. Can’t we just make an exception for these three and their friend?
Kevin: Ok, fine. I suppose we could let the gym stay open for 2 extra hours just for these four. But only for these four. Not a single canine more. You got me Alastair?
Alastair: Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. You bossy jerk. Let’s get back to these three now can we? I really wanna see if any of the three of them can get bigger and more muscular than I am. That would be truly amazing to see.
Kevin: Alright now, enough talk. Let’s get back to lifting weights. It’s not like we have forever to get you three as big as us if not much bigger than us. This place does eventually have to shut down for the night.
Alastair: Well, we are the owners of this gym Kevin. You, Duncan, and myself. It’s not like we absolutely have to shut down the gym as soon as it gets dark. Can’t we just make an exception for these three and their friend?
Kevin: Ok, fine. I suppose we could let the gym stay open for 2 extra hours just for these four. But only for these four. Not a single canine more. You got me Alastair?
Alastair: Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. You bossy jerk. Let’s get back to these three now can we? I really wanna see if any of the three of them can get bigger and more muscular than I am. That would be truly amazing to see.
Duncan: Well, that’s Super Results Gym. We will do absolutely anything for absolutely anyone. That’s our motto and we’re very, very proud of it.
Kevin: Yep that’s right. We will help any canine in need no matter what. Isn’t that so awesome? It’s like the canine god created this gym himself.
Alastair: Oh good god, here we go with the canine god stuff again. Knock it off would you Kevin? It’s really starting to bug me. Besides we still have 5 parts of this exercise routine to go for these three canines. Let’s get going. I’m determined to make them all as big as me if not much bigger than me.
Kevin: Yep that’s right. We will help any canine in need no matter what. Isn’t that so awesome? It’s like the canine god created this gym himself.
Alastair: Oh good god, here we go with the canine god stuff again. Knock it off would you Kevin? It’s really starting to bug me. Besides we still have 5 parts of this exercise routine to go for these three canines. Let’s get going. I’m determined to make them all as big as me if not much bigger than me.
Duncan: Ok then. Next, you three will be doing about 700 sit ups. Again, if you wish to do more or think that you can do more, please go right ahead and do more.
Kevin: Alright let’s get started. This should be, hopefully, a little more easy to do.
Alastair: Ok, let’s do this you three. This is so exciting. We, after this, will be already 2/5ths of the way finished. Isn’t that so awesome?
Kevin: Alright let’s get started. This should be, hopefully, a little more easy to do.
Alastair: Ok, let’s do this you three. This is so exciting. We, after this, will be already 2/5ths of the way finished. Isn’t that so awesome?
Duncan: Wow, very nice job you three. You’re all doing quite excellent. I think you three are just about ready for the third part of our 5 part workout.
Kevin: Yeah you guys are doing awesome. This is only the second exercise out of five exercises and already you three are making some very noticeable progress.
Alastair: Yeah, this is great progress that you three are making. I’d say by the fourth out of five exercises you’ll all be just as big as me. but we will still do the last exercise. This is why. Just so we can make you three bigger than me and so that your husky friend will be so insanely happy that he’ll practically pass out from being so happy. Do you three want that to happen? It won’t hurt the husky I promise.
Kevin: Yeah you guys are doing awesome. This is only the second exercise out of five exercises and already you three are making some very noticeable progress.
Alastair: Yeah, this is great progress that you three are making. I’d say by the fourth out of five exercises you’ll all be just as big as me. but we will still do the last exercise. This is why. Just so we can make you three bigger than me and so that your husky friend will be so insanely happy that he’ll practically pass out from being so happy. Do you three want that to happen? It won’t hurt the husky I promise.
Duncan: Yeah, definitely. You can have a drink of water if you need it. That’s what it’s there for after all.
Kevin: Yeah, go ahead and have a little bit of water if you haven’t already gotten some. You’ll definitely need it throughout this 5 part exercise routine and definitely at the conclusion of this five part exercise routine.
Alastair: Good idea Jerry. Have some water. You three, especially you Jerry, have definitely earned it. You three canines are doing super awesome. By the time this five part exercise routine is finished, I think you three will make me look like a grain of sand and I’m definitely one of the biggest canines here. There are maybe only five other canines in this whole gym who are bigger and more muscular than me.
Kevin: Yeah, go ahead and have a little bit of water if you haven’t already gotten some. You’ll definitely need it throughout this 5 part exercise routine and definitely at the conclusion of this five part exercise routine.
Alastair: Good idea Jerry. Have some water. You three, especially you Jerry, have definitely earned it. You three canines are doing super awesome. By the time this five part exercise routine is finished, I think you three will make me look like a grain of sand and I’m definitely one of the biggest canines here. There are maybe only five other canines in this whole gym who are bigger and more muscular than me.
Duncan: Yep, we do have some really massive guys here. Alastair is definitely one of them. Myself and Kevin, us two are actually two of the smaller guys you’ll see here at this gym and we’re still fairly large.
Kevin: Yeah, every day, you see new faces in here. From the smallest Chihuahua to the biggest Great Dane. It’s crazy how many new faces we see in this gym each and every day.
Alastair: Yes, that’s all true and good, but we still have three more parts of our workout to go. Let’s get back to it shall we? Is everyone ready? I know I am, even though I’m gonna be helping you do it instead of actually doing it. That’s Duncan’s job. So, I’ll ask again, is everyone ready?
Kevin: Yeah, every day, you see new faces in here. From the smallest Chihuahua to the biggest Great Dane. It’s crazy how many new faces we see in this gym each and every day.
Alastair: Yes, that’s all true and good, but we still have three more parts of our workout to go. Let’s get back to it shall we? Is everyone ready? I know I am, even though I’m gonna be helping you do it instead of actually doing it. That’s Duncan’s job. So, I’ll ask again, is everyone ready?
Duncan: Well, we just do the best we can. That’s all. It’s really our passion to see everyone grow as big as possible. Now let’s start with the third out of five exercises: Push ups. You should be aiming to do at least 600 but if you want to do more, feel free to do that.
Kevin: Alright let’s get started. This is the one exercise that should help you grow the most, so if you can do more, than that’s how you’ll make your husky friend really happy.
Alastair: Ok then, come on you three. Let’s do this. Are you three ready to seriously start growing? I think we all know the answer to that question but I wanna hear you three say it anyways.
Kevin: Alright let’s get started. This is the one exercise that should help you grow the most, so if you can do more, than that’s how you’ll make your husky friend really happy.
Alastair: Ok then, come on you three. Let’s do this. Are you three ready to seriously start growing? I think we all know the answer to that question but I wanna hear you three say it anyways.
Duncan: Yes, that’s it. You’re all still doing so wonderful. Don’t give up. You’re very close. I just know you three can do it. After this, there are only two more parts left.
Kevin: Hey, Duncan, Alastair. You two gotta see how big and muscular Jerry is getting. It’s super awesome. I’m actually quite blown away with how big and muscular Jerry has become in just the past 15 minutes.
Alastair: Oh man, that’s what I like to see Kevin. Jerry is gonna be bigger and more muscular than me in no time. But, and I must be perfectly honest here also, Zeus and Sid aren’t too terribly far behind Jerry. Both Zeus and Sid are really starting to look pretty huge and buff as well. And we still have two more parts of this workout to go. Are you three almost ready for the fourth part of the workout?
Kevin: Hey, Duncan, Alastair. You two gotta see how big and muscular Jerry is getting. It’s super awesome. I’m actually quite blown away with how big and muscular Jerry has become in just the past 15 minutes.
Alastair: Oh man, that’s what I like to see Kevin. Jerry is gonna be bigger and more muscular than me in no time. But, and I must be perfectly honest here also, Zeus and Sid aren’t too terribly far behind Jerry. Both Zeus and Sid are really starting to look pretty huge and buff as well. And we still have two more parts of this workout to go. Are you three almost ready for the fourth part of the workout?
Duncan: Alright then, let’s get started. The fourth part of the five part workout will be: pull ups. This one may end up being a little bit harder for you to do, so I’m gonna say you should try to do somewhere around 400. I’ll say this again, if you think that you can do more or just want to do more, go right ahead and do more.
Kevin: Yeah, I kind of have to agree with Duncan. This one and the last one may end up being the two most difficult exercises you’ll have to do. Just wanna warn you three right now.
Alastair: Well, just because they’re hard doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t do these last two workouts. It just means that they will be a little harder than normal and that you might have to put in a little more effort to get as big as possible. So, are you three ready for the fourth part of the five part get super big workout?
Kevin: Yeah, I kind of have to agree with Duncan. This one and the last one may end up being the two most difficult exercises you’ll have to do. Just wanna warn you three right now.
Alastair: Well, just because they’re hard doesn’t mean you can’t or shouldn’t do these last two workouts. It just means that they will be a little harder than normal and that you might have to put in a little more effort to get as big as possible. So, are you three ready for the fourth part of the five part get super big workout?
Duncan: Yes, great job you three. You three are doing absolutely amazing. You definitely shattered my expectations. But are you ready for the last one? The last exercise in the five part get super big exercise routine? This one will also be really hard but I’m very sure that you can do it.
Kevin: Yeah, you guys did awesome on that last exercise. I think you’ll be able to do a good amount of the last exercise without too much trouble. I just want you to know that this last exercise will be the hardest one of the five exercises that you three have done. But, again, I still strongly believe that you three can do this last exercise without a whole lot of issues.
Alastair: Yep, I agree. You three are already on the last part of this five part get super big workout. You three will get really big after this one I absolutely guarantee it. Are you three ready for the fifth part of your five part get super big workout?
Kevin: Yeah, you guys did awesome on that last exercise. I think you’ll be able to do a good amount of the last exercise without too much trouble. I just want you to know that this last exercise will be the hardest one of the five exercises that you three have done. But, again, I still strongly believe that you three can do this last exercise without a whole lot of issues.
Alastair: Yep, I agree. You three are already on the last part of this five part get super big workout. You three will get really big after this one I absolutely guarantee it. Are you three ready for the fifth part of your five part get super big workout?
Duncan: Ok then, this will be the last exercise that you’ll be doing. You will be doing: mountain climbers. You guys know what those are right? I’m thinking that this last workout will be the workout that makes you absolutely explode in height and muscle mass. Let’s say that you should try to do at the very least 600 but if you can do more or want to do more, you go right ahead and do more.
Kevin: Yeah, just be sure to do this one slowly. It’s the hardest workout of the five part get super big workout but the height and muscle mass you gain from this one is absolutely insane, especially the more you do and the slower you do it. This is it. You guys have done truly terrific.
Alastair: Oh yes, this is the exercise that made me this big and ripped. It’s a great exercise to do if you want to get seriously huge and beefy. Now, is everyone ready to begin the last part of this five part get super big workout?
Kevin: Yeah, just be sure to do this one slowly. It’s the hardest workout of the five part get super big workout but the height and muscle mass you gain from this one is absolutely insane, especially the more you do and the slower you do it. This is it. You guys have done truly terrific.
Alastair: Oh yes, this is the exercise that made me this big and ripped. It’s a great exercise to do if you want to get seriously huge and beefy. Now, is everyone ready to begin the last part of this five part get super big workout?
Duncan: Alright guys, I believe you three are just about finished. Great job you three. That is, unless you three want to do more workouts to get even bigger. But, of course, I won’t force you three to do any more exercises if you three don’t want to. That’s definitely your choice.
Kevin: Yeah, you guys are pretty much done with the five part get super big workout. However, if you three want to get even bigger and buffer, we can do a few more workouts. That is your choice though. I know the three of us just worked the three of you to death. So if you say no, I will completely understand.
Alastair: Yeah, you three can do whatever you want. You can choose to do a few more exercises to get even bigger or you can stop right now and go do something else. It’s completely up to you. The three of us won’t be mad if if the three of you say no, we promise.
Kevin: Yeah, you guys are pretty much done with the five part get super big workout. However, if you three want to get even bigger and buffer, we can do a few more workouts. That is your choice though. I know the three of us just worked the three of you to death. So if you say no, I will completely understand.
Alastair: Yeah, you three can do whatever you want. You can choose to do a few more exercises to get even bigger or you can stop right now and go do something else. It’s completely up to you. The three of us won’t be mad if if the three of you say no, we promise.
Duncan: Yeah, ok. You can do that. That’s totally fine with me.
Kevin: Yep, you sure can do that. Randy I’m sure will love the progress that the three of you have made so far.
Alastair: Alright then, you may do that. But then we should probably get back to working out. But that’s only if you three want to, of course.
Kevin: Yep, you sure can do that. Randy I’m sure will love the progress that the three of you have made so far.
Alastair: Alright then, you may do that. But then we should probably get back to working out. But that’s only if you three want to, of course.
Randy: * Slowly wakes up* Huh, what, ugg. What happened? How long have I been out for? Wow, you three are huge. Who made you this massive and muscular? Was it you three?* Randy points to Duncan, Kevin and Alastair* Did you three make my friends so huge? Because that’s awesome. You gotta keep going. This is seriously awesome.
Duncan: Well, here’s the thing Randy: we will only make the three of your friends do exercises if they want to do exercises. Does that make sense to you?
Kevin: Yeah, what Duncan said. We cannot force your three friends to workout if they don’t want to workout.
Alastair: I agree. Even if the three of your friends were to say yes, it would still take at least a good 3 hours to get each one of them to the size that you see fit. You do understand me don’t you?
Randy: Yes, yes, yes, I do understand the three of you. Duncan, Kevin, and Alastair.
Duncan: Well, here’s the thing Randy: we will only make the three of your friends do exercises if they want to do exercises. Does that make sense to you?
Kevin: Yeah, what Duncan said. We cannot force your three friends to workout if they don’t want to workout.
Alastair: I agree. Even if the three of your friends were to say yes, it would still take at least a good 3 hours to get each one of them to the size that you see fit. You do understand me don’t you?
Randy: Yes, yes, yes, I do understand the three of you. Duncan, Kevin, and Alastair.
Duncan: Well, you’re certainly very sweet now aren’t you Jerry? Ok then, I’ll stay with you for some extra encouragement then. Kevin and Alastair, you two are free to do whatever you want. You can talk with Randy, Zeus, and Sid or you can leave. It’s completely up to you what you want to do.
Kevin: I think I’ll stay and talk to these three. There’s just something about these four dogs that I really enjoy a lot.
Alastair: Yeah, I will do the same thing. I really like Randy and his friends a whole lot.
Kevin: I think I’ll stay and talk to these three. There’s just something about these four dogs that I really enjoy a lot.
Alastair: Yeah, I will do the same thing. I really like Randy and his friends a whole lot.
Duncan: Honestly Jerry, I don’t really see that much fat on you especially now that you’ve done the five part get super big workout. But if you really want to workout more, I’ll be more than happy to do that with you. Again, we need to figure out how many workouts you want to do before anything else happens. You got that, Jerry?
Duncan: Sure thing my dearest friend Jerry. We will end for you with a great exercise that should absolutely melt away what little fat you have remaining on you: bicep curls. They’re really easy so I’m thinking you should be able to do, oh I don’t know, maybe let’s say something like 1,000. Do you think you can do that for me Jerry, you muscular stud?
Duncan: As big as big can be. In other words, you can grow infinitely here, if you’re up for that. You probably don’t want to get that big though because you won’t be able to se anything past your absolutely gigantic muscles, namely your gigantic pecs/abs and your, and this might be kind of weird, but every part of your body will grow except for your stomach and your head. I know, that’s weird, but that’s what happens in the world when canines get that big. It’s actually quite funny. I can show you three if you want to. It truly is quite a sight to see.
Duncan: Ok then. Here I go.*Duncan begins to grow bigger and bigger. Before too long, Duncan is 50 feet tall, and is absolutely rippling with muscle. Obviously, the only thing that Duncan can see are his absolutely gigantic abs and a field of spots and scattered tuffs of Dalmatian fluff. Every body part on Duncan’s body has grown to match his size except for his stomach and his head. Duncan’s stomach is normal sized just like it was before he started growing and Duncan’s head is comically small but still visible.*
Duncan: So, that’s pretty cool, isn’t it? Go ahead, you can laugh if you want to, especially at my ridiculously tiny head.
Duncan: So, that’s pretty cool, isn’t it? Go ahead, you can laugh if you want to, especially at my ridiculously tiny head.
Randy: I believe that’s where I come in. Right here, you crazy big, insanely muscular canines. Look towards the sound of my voice. Oh, wait a minute, I think Kevin and Alastair are gonna join you guys. What the heck, I will too. Except I won’t be a Siberian Husky. I’ll be a Golden Retriever.*changes into a massive Golden Retriever and joins the six of you and waits for the picture to be taken* Oh man, this is gonna be so hilarious. I can’t wait to see what the picture looks like.
Randy: What if we played a game of hide and seek. It would give us something to do.
Duncan: Yeah, I’m ok with that.
Kevin: Sure, that sounds like fun.
Alastair: Ok yeah, why not.
Randy: So, how about it Zeus, Jerry, and Sid? Does that sound like fun to you three?
Duncan: Yeah, I’m ok with that.
Kevin: Sure, that sounds like fun.
Alastair: Ok yeah, why not.
Randy: So, how about it Zeus, Jerry, and Sid? Does that sound like fun to you three?
2 weeks have passed since the horrific day at the station with Joey and Rexie. They both were fast asleep in their dog beds and Steve was once again being sneaky. He had two fresh bugs and was about to plant them. But he stepped on a crumb and Rexie was awoken.
Rexie- hey stupid you do realize we are dogs, our hearing is much more supper than human’s hearing. We hear the slightest noises.
Rexie- hey stupid you do realize we are dogs, our hearing is much more supper than human’s hearing. We hear the slightest noises.
Joey stands down and runs and jumps on top of Rexie, almost crushing her.
Joey- no, get those things away from us we don’t want fleas!
Steve- two options, 1. You get new bugs and finish the job, or 2. You can suffer with robo fleas, a bunch of them !
The Rottweilers were scared they did not want fleas.
Joey- no, get those things away from us we don’t want fleas!
Steve- two options, 1. You get new bugs and finish the job, or 2. You can suffer with robo fleas, a bunch of them !
The Rottweilers were scared they did not want fleas.
Steve- well you girls look young how old are you two?
Amy- 3 years old.
Steve- ah so your young adults, I hate to waste pretty gorgeous German shepherds like yourselves,
Steve does a disturbing wicked smile at them. Then turns to walk to his cell.
Bella- Amy, is he threatening us again?
Amy- hold on quiet I hear something beeping it’s faint, hear it?
Bella- no.
Amy really listen, open your ears.
Amy- 3 years old.
Steve- ah so your young adults, I hate to waste pretty gorgeous German shepherds like yourselves,
Steve does a disturbing wicked smile at them. Then turns to walk to his cell.
Bella- Amy, is he threatening us again?
Amy- hold on quiet I hear something beeping it’s faint, hear it?
Bella- no.
Amy really listen, open your ears.
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