This is Evestian, the Minor God of Amusing Demise. He's an older character of mine, but I haven't developed him much because the idea is really silly.
See, being a God of Amusing Demise means that every time someone slips on a banana peels, flies off in a hilarious fashion, lands in a manhole and breaks his neck, Evestian will be there. However, being only a minor god, he doesn't even cause the event to happen (he usually misses the amusing part, too) - he's just there to record it. So yeah, he's basically a celestial paper-pusher. He doesn't even have a license to kill mortals - he uses his rusty old sword to show off and mow his lawn. He's really, really low rank (just above the God of Really Short Mountains and Bad Mayo), and the rest of the pantheon doesn't really like him, but it came in handy when higher ranked gods started disappearing one by one. Seeing as there aren't many gods on higher position than him left and they keep vanishing daily, he believes that now's a good time to panic.

The style of this one was ripped off from inspired by Fealasy, but I failed pretty bad. You know when something looks good in your head, but it turns out crap? Well, this is a perfect example. I'm tempted to move it to scraps right away, but I haven't posted anything in quite some time, so...