No one is going to find this half as funny as I do, I assure you.

A loooong time ago while I was playing TF2, this angry little Russian kid came onto the server. Now, I don't speak Russian. I know only a small handful of words, most of them somehow relevant to James Bond.

...so, aside from hearing him scream spy periodically, I had absolutely no idea what the kid was saying.

Consequently, as I started to tune him out... I noticed that, for whatever reason, the combination of a squeaky voice with enough words per minute to break the sound barrier, and the Russian language...
made him sound like a tiny, angry little bird.

Granted, I was also on pain killers at the time.
...but I haven't been able to get this image out of my head since. Now just imagine the fat little birdie puffing himself up into a ball and rolling away.
Like I said, drugs maaaang...
(Candy dear, don't brick me please. xD)