Patience may arguably have the worst win-loss record in the LNS federation, but there is no doubt among the other wrestlers that Whitney Eggert is the worst wrestler. Daughter of a media mogul, and former host on her father's network, she has a vendetta against LNS Wrestling after an interview with the champion, in which she insulted the champion and got powerbombed through a table as a result. She got into the federation through bribery, and wants to show that professional wrestling is outdated and useless by winning the belt herself. Whitney's hindered by the fact that she really has no training, and doesn't desire any; she wins her matches by bribing other wrestlers to beat up her opponents before the match or having them brought to the match incapacitated somehow. That said, if her opponent is somehow able to evade trouble or fight back, Whitney isn't able to put up much of a fight at all, and will often retreat and forfeit.

Link to the entrance song (some f-bombs dropped, watch at your own discretion): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c

Whitney Eggert ©  armoredcarp