When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
~Voltaire's "When youre evil"

Oswald the Rabbit
From old DISNEY cartoons and the upcoming "Epic Mickey" project.
One true asshole. He tries to destroy Mickey Mouses world by taking all its colors and made a cruel, scary kind of world for himself, copying Mickey's.

Shade the Fox
Sonic the Hedgehog "The Quenting of Apocalypses" series (not released yet)
When I first met him I was like. Holy fuck. Another Sasuke knockoff? But I was wrong. Shade didnt knock off anyone. Shade is his own kind. He has unique powers, unique personalities and stuff. But he's not 100% villain. I'd say 99%. He WAS 100% until I got the idea to pair him up with Rita. I guess little Rita altered him a little, and he's TOO sweet to her to be called a 100% villain. But he's still flowing over out of badass-ness. Whine about the design? Is he a Tails recolor? Maybe, but it shows That the design doesnt make the character great, its the effort you put in him. (belongs to Daiskida on DeviantART