Don't you open that trapdoor,
You're a fool if you dare.
Stay away from that trapdoor,
'Cos there's something down there.

Creepy, crawly, slimy things, that stick on to your skin.
Horrid beasts with tentacles, that want to pull you in.
Squirmy worms, slugs and snails, that lie there in a goo.
They'll wait down there forever, 'till they get their hands on you.
Stay away from that trapdoor,
'Cos there's something down there...

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Ahhh, just the chorus is enough to bring upon a wave of nostalgia.

For those not fortunate enough to know what trapdoor is, it was a series of animated shorts made back in the early 80's. To be fair the show is before my time, however my nan had an old video of the first series at her house that I used to love watching when I was younger.
There's just something so retro about the theme though, it's brilliant. Boni was always my favourate character, so posh and well spoken.

And yes I know, tentacles *gasp*

Trapdoor and all related characters © Terry Brain and Charlie mills
The art is mine

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