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So this is another on of those WAR! (update) Stories...
This is why scouts are dicks. Or at least this player. So I am a fucking veteran and was drafted into the war to subdue the enemy demomen... I killed plenty of those fuckers and in this particular game of turbine I was top of the fucking chart playing the best damn game of my life killing fuckers left and right. So I was dealt with a shit load of damage,I had been set on fire and just had 1 health left when it finally stopped burning.. So I go to run to the little corner health and a scout who had 124 out of 125 health ran in there for cover. So i pointed my gun down, gestured at the health box, said medic and then jumped. He gestured back jumped and moved away from the box, so i go to run in there and the little fucker runs right over it and says medic and runs away, and then i got hit by a stray mini gun bullet... No respect for your veterans...
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This is why scouts are dicks. Or at least this player. So I am a fucking veteran and was drafted into the war to subdue the enemy demomen... I killed plenty of those fuckers and in this particular game of turbine I was top of the fucking chart playing the best damn game of my life killing fuckers left and right. So I was dealt with a shit load of damage,I had been set on fire and just had 1 health left when it finally stopped burning.. So I go to run to the little corner health and a scout who had 124 out of 125 health ran in there for cover. So i pointed my gun down, gestured at the health box, said medic and then jumped. He gestured back jumped and moved away from the box, so i go to run in there and the little fucker runs right over it and says medic and runs away, and then i got hit by a stray mini gun bullet... No respect for your veterans...
Characters/ font/tf2 © Valve
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1280 x 1073px
File Size 1.19 MB
Scout can't help his selfish ways! He grew up on the streets of brooklyn or somesuch, twen'ny brothers, yada yada and the medics always ignore him when he DOES need the health! He just... he's just never had a true friend to show him the importance of being considerate of other people!!
LEAVE SCOUT ALONE YOU GUYYYS!! *snicker snicker*
Aah, but seriously. Great comic. And on a random note, you ever notice that people seem totally mistrusting of Heavy's Sandvich? I'm playing heavy, I see someone on my team half dead... I toss my sandvich at their feet, right? And every. Single. Time. They just ignore it and run away, still calling for a medic. An' I can't pick that thing back up; I gotta stay at full health and find a health kit...
MY COOKING ISN'T THAT BAD I SWEAR! D:
LEAVE SCOUT ALONE YOU GUYYYS!! *snicker snicker*
Aah, but seriously. Great comic. And on a random note, you ever notice that people seem totally mistrusting of Heavy's Sandvich? I'm playing heavy, I see someone on my team half dead... I toss my sandvich at their feet, right? And every. Single. Time. They just ignore it and run away, still calling for a medic. An' I can't pick that thing back up; I gotta stay at full health and find a health kit...
MY COOKING ISN'T THAT BAD I SWEAR! D:
No, dude, it's like a classic beat-em-up game. Food you find just laying around on the floor is THE BEST FOOD YOU EVER ATE. Especially if it falls out of some guy's pocket or you find it inside of a trash-can. And meat heals waaaay more than fruits or veggies. :I
Heavy mashes attack and jump simultaneously! Does desperation attack!
Heavy mashes attack and jump simultaneously! Does desperation attack!
At first, I thought that the scout will end up being a spy. Amusing comic.
As a medic, low health people are among my top priorities(except if I am not in close vicinity), and at the rare times when there are more medics around than me, and the team needs the firepower, I go heavy. Free sandwich for everyone, and I try my best to throw it into their face so they cannot avoid getting healed.
Never met such scouts as of yet, though I have yet to see anyone who spared my burning, or low on health medic a medpack.
The sandwich is a lie.
As a medic, low health people are among my top priorities(except if I am not in close vicinity), and at the rare times when there are more medics around than me, and the team needs the firepower, I go heavy. Free sandwich for everyone, and I try my best to throw it into their face so they cannot avoid getting healed.
Never met such scouts as of yet, though I have yet to see anyone who spared my burning, or low on health medic a medpack.
The sandwich is a lie.
Usually I don't mind, if they are low on health. But I prefer it when I'm building a turret, that they heal me. Especially if I have enough material to fully upgrade a turret. It's even better when they build up the invulnerable charge, and we can keep the flag for our own!!! >83
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