Name: Smackeroo

Species: Antilopine Kangaroo

Age: 64

Likes: Literature, Classic music, Country music, His country, History, Nature, Crossword puzzles, Dancing

Dislikes: Butt slaps, Bad manners, Harassment, Rumors, Lies, Abuse, Meats, Criminal mischief

Favorite Food: Lamingtons

Occupation: Entrepreneur

Birthplace: Queensland

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Laser Swordstick

Title: Royal Master of the Outback

Fursonal Quote: “Just so you know...you've been warned!”

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Mr. H: "Say hello to this billionaire roo of Australia, Smackeroo. Hehe. Get it? Smackeroo. Hence money. Yeah, believe it or not, this greymuzzle's a billionaire. Plus, this dude...is like the biggest daddy in Australia. What do I mean by that? What I mean is that he's like...a "godfather" to his country. I mean, he cares about his people more than anything and wants to make things right for them. This sugar daddy roo believes in equality and justice. And on a side note......he's lookin' hella thicc in that uniform. Hehe. On the other hand, this roo don't play. As a billionaire, Smackeroo wields a LASER SWORDSTICK! Real shit! He'll slice and dice ya like a barramundi. Mmmm...barramundi. Fuck, now I'm craving for some seafood..."