Name: Cowpunk

Species: Australian Shorthorn

Age: 36

Likes: Toilet humor, Flatulence, Heavy metal, Apocalyptic and Post-Apocalyptic fiction, Zombie films, Monster Trucks, Tattoos, Freedom, Mooning, Teasing, Flirting

Dislikes: Injustice, Things not going his way, Uptight people, Expensive items, Capitalism

Favorite Food: South Melbourne Dim Sim

Occupation: Guitarist (Also a Mercenary)

Birthplace: Western Australia

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Post-Apocalyptic Guitar

Title: Rioting Hardcore Survivor

Fursonal Quote: “Which of you ass lovers wanna get a whiff of what I had for lunch today?!”

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Mr. H: "Ooooooooh, boy. Something tells me he's gonna be one hell of a fighter to deal with. I mean, this cow boi here is cray-cray, for real. Heck, he's like Shoenzan and Crazypants combined. Anywho, this dummy thicc, crazy-ass, gas-passing son of a bitch is Cowpunk. My gosh, he definitely looks like he survived the apocalypse. Guess the world oughta be ready for this post-apocalyptic motherfucker right here cuz he's ready to take this godawful world on! And he's gonna take them on with his Post-Apocalyptic Guitar. As far as bashing them with it, his guitar has blades and spikes. So, he'll slice ya in half. His guitar can even produce flames from exhaust pipes, so he'll burn ya into a crisp. Goddamn! Where the hell did he ever get a guitar like THAT from? On some Mad Max shit!"