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Meet the Infurnationals: Crack Splitter (Australia Day)
Name: Crack Splitter
Species: Australian Brangus
Age: 38
Likes: Toilet humor, Farting, Facesitting, Blowing up the dunny, Belfies, Mooning, Twerking, Partying, Showing off
Dislikes: Stupidity, Boredom, Wine, Egotistical people, Capitalism
Favorite Food: Anzac Biscuits
Occupation: Mercenary
Birthplace: Northern Australia
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Heavy Machine Gun with Chainsaw Bayonet, Grenades, Chained Hook
Title: Mysterious Merc
Fursonal Quote: “Where's the dunny?”
Mr. H: "I don't know about you furries, but...50% of me kinda like this guy, yet the other 50% of me feels like this guy could be a problem. And HOW could this hero be a problem? Well, this is gonna sound silly but...*aside* this dude blows up bathrooms. And by "blowing up" I mean like...*performs an armpit fart* that sort of thing. Anywho, this cow boyo goes by the name Crack Splitter. Hehehe. Crack Splitter. A pretty fitting name for a toilet bombing menace. As far as taking shits, he's gonna take on the battlefield. This gas-masked fighter wields a heavy machine gun equipped with a chainsaw bayonet, along with grenades. He also got his chained hook he uses to not only slash but also grab his foes. Another thing...we're probably gonna need a looooot of air fresheners."
Species: Australian Brangus
Age: 38
Likes: Toilet humor, Farting, Facesitting, Blowing up the dunny, Belfies, Mooning, Twerking, Partying, Showing off
Dislikes: Stupidity, Boredom, Wine, Egotistical people, Capitalism
Favorite Food: Anzac Biscuits
Occupation: Mercenary
Birthplace: Northern Australia
Body Type: Musclegut
Weapon: Heavy Machine Gun with Chainsaw Bayonet, Grenades, Chained Hook
Title: Mysterious Merc
Fursonal Quote: “Where's the dunny?”
Mr. H: "I don't know about you furries, but...50% of me kinda like this guy, yet the other 50% of me feels like this guy could be a problem. And HOW could this hero be a problem? Well, this is gonna sound silly but...*aside* this dude blows up bathrooms. And by "blowing up" I mean like...*performs an armpit fart* that sort of thing. Anywho, this cow boyo goes by the name Crack Splitter. Hehehe. Crack Splitter. A pretty fitting name for a toilet bombing menace. As far as taking shits, he's gonna take on the battlefield. This gas-masked fighter wields a heavy machine gun equipped with a chainsaw bayonet, along with grenades. He also got his chained hook he uses to not only slash but also grab his foes. Another thing...we're probably gonna need a looooot of air fresheners."
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Cow
Size 1280 x 1279px
File Size 161.7 kB
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