
Ride the Pig!
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Category All / Comics
Species Mammal (Other)
Size 362 x 678px
File Size 91.8 kB
Hubcap shield! Awesome!
I'm reminded of the damn riding pigs from Twilight Princess. Were they the only beastie you couldn't speak to in wolf form?
Hrm... do you have any Midna artwork lying about? I don't recall seeing any yet, and it kinda seems like the sort of stuff you would draw. :D
I'm reminded of the damn riding pigs from Twilight Princess. Were they the only beastie you couldn't speak to in wolf form?
Hrm... do you have any Midna artwork lying about? I don't recall seeing any yet, and it kinda seems like the sort of stuff you would draw. :D
*steeples fingers and thinks about it*
Hmm...
Gnomish Chain-Lance Stats: Two-Handed Exotic Weapon, 10' reach, base damage: 2d6/2d8 damage, 18-20/x3 critical range. p/s Cost: 75 gp
A Chain-Lance requires a gallon of highly flammable liquid fuel (costing 3 gp) to operate for 50 rounds. Activating a Chain-Lance requires a standard action that provokes an attack of opportunity; refueling requires a full-round action.
Gnomish Battle Babe
Female Gnome, Cavalier of the Order of the Shield 4
Perception: +1
STR: 16 (+3)
DEX: 11
CON: 16 (+3)
INT: 10
WIS: 8 (-1)
CHA: 16 (+3)
HP: 37
BAB: +4
CMB/CMD: +4/14
AC: 16
Fort: +7 Will: +0(+2 vs Illusions) Reflex: +1
Skills:
Craft (Weaponsmithing): +6
Bluff: +10
Handle Animal: +10 (+12 w. mounts)
Intimidate: +10
Ride: +6
Feats: Weapon Focus (Gnomish Chain-Lance), Mounted Combat, Precise Strike
Class Abilities:
Challenge 2/day (+4 attack bonus, +6 if Challenge target attacks another), Converts 1 point lethal damage from melee/ranged attacks to non-lethal if wearing heavy armor, Mount (below), Cavalier's Charge (+4 attack bonus, no AC penalty from mounted charges), Grants Precise Strike to all allies for 5 rounds 1/day
Equipment: +1 Keen Gnomish Chain-Lance (+9, 2d6+1, 15-20/x3)
Heavy Steel Shield
Battle Halter (+4, counts as heavy armor. Deal, dammit, do you *want* her in plate mail instead?!? :-P)
Racial: +1 Attack vs Reptilian/Goblinnoid Humanoids
Skill mods already incorporated
Dancing Lights, Ghost Sound, Prestidigitation, Speak w. Animals 1/day each
Low-Light Vision
Mount: T-Bone (Battle Pig)
Spd 40', AC 18, Attack Gore (+6, 1d8+3), Qualities: Low-Light Vision, Scent, Ferocity, Fort +7, Ref +4, Will +2, Perception +5, Acrobatics +4, Survival +3
And the best part is, she's entirely rules-appropriate, except for the Battle Halter!
Hmm...
Gnomish Chain-Lance Stats: Two-Handed Exotic Weapon, 10' reach, base damage: 2d6/2d8 damage, 18-20/x3 critical range. p/s Cost: 75 gp
A Chain-Lance requires a gallon of highly flammable liquid fuel (costing 3 gp) to operate for 50 rounds. Activating a Chain-Lance requires a standard action that provokes an attack of opportunity; refueling requires a full-round action.
Gnomish Battle Babe
Female Gnome, Cavalier of the Order of the Shield 4
Perception: +1
STR: 16 (+3)
DEX: 11
CON: 16 (+3)
INT: 10
WIS: 8 (-1)
CHA: 16 (+3)
HP: 37
BAB: +4
CMB/CMD: +4/14
AC: 16
Fort: +7 Will: +0(+2 vs Illusions) Reflex: +1
Skills:
Craft (Weaponsmithing): +6
Bluff: +10
Handle Animal: +10 (+12 w. mounts)
Intimidate: +10
Ride: +6
Feats: Weapon Focus (Gnomish Chain-Lance), Mounted Combat, Precise Strike
Class Abilities:
Challenge 2/day (+4 attack bonus, +6 if Challenge target attacks another), Converts 1 point lethal damage from melee/ranged attacks to non-lethal if wearing heavy armor, Mount (below), Cavalier's Charge (+4 attack bonus, no AC penalty from mounted charges), Grants Precise Strike to all allies for 5 rounds 1/day
Equipment: +1 Keen Gnomish Chain-Lance (+9, 2d6+1, 15-20/x3)
Heavy Steel Shield
Battle Halter (+4, counts as heavy armor. Deal, dammit, do you *want* her in plate mail instead?!? :-P)
Racial: +1 Attack vs Reptilian/Goblinnoid Humanoids
Skill mods already incorporated
Dancing Lights, Ghost Sound, Prestidigitation, Speak w. Animals 1/day each
Low-Light Vision
Mount: T-Bone (Battle Pig)
Spd 40', AC 18, Attack Gore (+6, 1d8+3), Qualities: Low-Light Vision, Scent, Ferocity, Fort +7, Ref +4, Will +2, Perception +5, Acrobatics +4, Survival +3
And the best part is, she's entirely rules-appropriate, except for the Battle Halter!
Just don't forget you'll need a lever device on the shaft of the lance to pull the trigger on the chainsaw so it'll actually be spinning the blade when it grinds into someone's face. Otherwise they'll just end up with a single nasty gash on their head and maybe get knocked down instead of experiencing an aggravatingly painful and gory death.
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