The Cone Of Shame...
Category Story / Comics
Species Hyena
Size 800 x 1031px
File Size 241.1 kB
In one of my favorite fencing matches, this was exactly how I won. My opponent was strong, and quite full of himself. Somehow, in his first move against me, I managed to nail him right between the eyes (epee). It pissed him off so bad, he couldn't think straight.
It was my one victory that I am ever proud of.
V.
It was my one victory that I am ever proud of.
V.
J: This is so humiliating.
V: You get used to it. Have they found all of your teeth yet?
J: Shut up.
V: Hey, you want some of this pudding? It's nummy pink slime flavor! Where do I stick the syringe?
J: Get away from me with that, you sadist!
V: Aw, you used to like my sadistic streak!
V: Jinjur, what were you thinking? You could have finished her in two seconds flat...
J: I was trying to be nice to her! I gave her every opportunity to quit and go home! Besides, I couldn't openly defy my grandmother!
V: ...but you wanted to humiliate her, so you played with her...
J: I was trying to provoke her into making me kill her!
V: ...and gave her the chance to beat you.
J: She did NOT beat me!
V: Huh.
J: It was dumb luck! I did not lose! I miscalculated--and she cheated!
V: "Never miss an opportunity to take advantage of your enemy's mistakes."
J: What I don't understand is, how? How did she do it? I had her at my mercy--she was finished! What could possibly give her the strength to come up off the ground, come up out of defeat, and--and--
V: Love.
J: Oh, please! Hyenas don't love! Love makes a hyena weak! It spoils her judgement!
V: So does hate. Jinjur, it's over. You lost. You lost by your own rules. Let it go before...before somebody gets killed.
V: You get used to it. Have they found all of your teeth yet?
J: Shut up.
V: Hey, you want some of this pudding? It's nummy pink slime flavor! Where do I stick the syringe?
J: Get away from me with that, you sadist!
V: Aw, you used to like my sadistic streak!
V: Jinjur, what were you thinking? You could have finished her in two seconds flat...
J: I was trying to be nice to her! I gave her every opportunity to quit and go home! Besides, I couldn't openly defy my grandmother!
V: ...but you wanted to humiliate her, so you played with her...
J: I was trying to provoke her into making me kill her!
V: ...and gave her the chance to beat you.
J: She did NOT beat me!
V: Huh.
J: It was dumb luck! I did not lose! I miscalculated--and she cheated!
V: "Never miss an opportunity to take advantage of your enemy's mistakes."
J: What I don't understand is, how? How did she do it? I had her at my mercy--she was finished! What could possibly give her the strength to come up off the ground, come up out of defeat, and--and--
V: Love.
J: Oh, please! Hyenas don't love! Love makes a hyena weak! It spoils her judgement!
V: So does hate. Jinjur, it's over. You lost. You lost by your own rules. Let it go before...before somebody gets killed.
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