I have many reasons for writing this but the main one being is that I've noticed a lot of sexual activity taking place recently. It reminded me of something I said in a song I did years ago called C.S.I. It was about putting a spotlight on the fandom's so called dark side. Anyway the opening quote you saw is from said song and it give me an idea to write from the point of view of someone in the "dark side". There ain't nothing wrong with yiff but experience has shown me that it can lead to many issues if you don't do it responsibly. In a way the second verse is kind of a parody of some of the yiffy behavior in the fandom but I tried writing it in a sophisticated way that makes it believable. The rest of the verses are reflections on how I feel towards the subject. This is the first offering from Dead Dog Dance and I think it's a good start.

Beat: Ne-Yo "Beautiful Monster"