If you couldn't already tell, full view plz.

Woah ho ho! Turns out my scanner hates Windows XP. Yep. This was all done in Paint (not including the gradient background).

As for that thing above, I was goin' for the whole attractive secretary thing, probably would have come out better with a background. Maybe next time I'll add a background, I just wanted to upload something to my gallery.

Also, I should give a blanket statement acknowledging that yes, there are probably anatomical/proportional errors.