If you are driving and suddenly go through your first change into a werewolf - or just forgot to look into the calendar like a silly pup, don't forget to follow these simple steps to avoid breaking the terms of your car insurance as they apply to werewolves:
Pull to the side
Shift to park
Switch on your 4-way flashers
Shift to werewolf
Switch on 4-legged drive
Try to return to the car for shifting back.
I seem to be propagating the myth that werewolves are bad drivers. This is obviously untrue - not only because of superior reflexes - but also because werewolves usually know when to avoid driving. When I'm finished with my backlog, I will try to commission a piece to demonstrate that.
However this particular scene is from a fun (and naughty) story by SummonTheElectorCounts (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40460339/), which my friend and artist
ScrappyVamp painted absolutely beautifully. Scrappy recently reactivated their Patreon account, so please consider a subscription there! https://www.patreon.com/scrappyvamp
The original submission is here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39320746/
Pull to the side
Shift to park
Switch on your 4-way flashers
Shift to werewolf
Switch on 4-legged drive
Try to return to the car for shifting back.
I seem to be propagating the myth that werewolves are bad drivers. This is obviously untrue - not only because of superior reflexes - but also because werewolves usually know when to avoid driving. When I'm finished with my backlog, I will try to commission a piece to demonstrate that.
However this particular scene is from a fun (and naughty) story by SummonTheElectorCounts (https://www.furaffinity.net/view/40460339/), which my friend and artist
ScrappyVamp painted absolutely beautifully. Scrappy recently reactivated their Patreon account, so please consider a subscription there! https://www.patreon.com/scrappyvampThe original submission is here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39320746/
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Wolf
Size 1280 x 905px
File Size 261.9 kB
Werewolves don't need to drive at all - if they're fast enough to get in front of a carriage being pulled by the fastest horses in eastern Europe after the latter had a significant head start, they really don't need a car.
(And if anyone gets the reference, you get a cookie.)
(And if anyone gets the reference, you get a cookie.)
Oh it was just a quote from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode "Werewolf" in which something very similar to this picture happens that's all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNj.....uRZNE#t=44m31s
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