You either use combs as styling tools or fashion accessories. No in-between. Or maybe you're one of those peasants who use brushes, in which case I don't think you'll find anything in a store with exposed brick walls and "comb" in its name.
Or you can be a bald mf like yours truly. I'll trade that cold protection any day for the extra headbutt damage.
Actually as long as you don't rock a mullet, your hair is your hair. Don't let anyone tell you what to do with it.

Commission for  reke