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*Angry Stan noises intensify*
The 'feed Duke' line gives me an amusing idea.
I can imagine Duke walking by right when Rabbit is harvesting something, carrying a big armful of carrots of pumpkin or something inside. And Stan has some hunny pots he has just... borrowed and they are arguing over whether they eat the sweets or the vegetables. And Duke is hungry because the Hundred Acre Woods has no takeaway joints. But he has a plan.
So he goes off to roll in some dust, to turn himself gray, then he can pretend to be Stan. (He is pretty sure most people there aren't too smart.) And it works, Pooh says hi and Piglet runs, and Tigger pounces him. (Much to his annoyance.) He waits for Stan to leave his house, then goes to talk to Rabbit. He is all 'You- I mean WE should give some snacks to me -I mean that very handsome Duke Weaselton who has been extra good this week and hardly stolen anything."
Rabbit is not stupid though, he LIVES with Stan, he can tell the difference. But he is also nice, so WILL give Duke the vegetables... but he will also have some fun. So he tells 'Stan' that he will send some vegetables around... right after they get the chores done. 'Stan' can do his usual chores, like dusting and making the bed and shooing off the birds. So Duke spends the rest of the day working hard (and trying not to dust himself off.) before Rabbit gives him a basket of goodies to 'take to Duke.'
Stan sees him leaving and runs to tell Rabbit that he just saw himself and thinks that he is sneaking around behind his own back. ('I'm so sneaky, even *I* didn't know!') Rabbit explains everything. Stan is shocked and goes 'You TRICKED him into doing housework for VEGETABLES? I... I am so proud!' He gives Rabbit a big hug for having woozle-cunning and drags him to the bedroom to celebrate.
The next morning Duke wakes up covered in vegetables, he doesn't know why. Back at Rabbit's place he is opening all the cupboards to find that everything is gone. Stan says he donated the garden stuff to someone who needed it. Rabbit says now all they have to eat is hunny and Stan says 'I know!' and has some for breakfast.
The 'feed Duke' line gives me an amusing idea.
I can imagine Duke walking by right when Rabbit is harvesting something, carrying a big armful of carrots of pumpkin or something inside. And Stan has some hunny pots he has just... borrowed and they are arguing over whether they eat the sweets or the vegetables. And Duke is hungry because the Hundred Acre Woods has no takeaway joints. But he has a plan.
So he goes off to roll in some dust, to turn himself gray, then he can pretend to be Stan. (He is pretty sure most people there aren't too smart.) And it works, Pooh says hi and Piglet runs, and Tigger pounces him. (Much to his annoyance.) He waits for Stan to leave his house, then goes to talk to Rabbit. He is all 'You- I mean WE should give some snacks to me -I mean that very handsome Duke Weaselton who has been extra good this week and hardly stolen anything."
Rabbit is not stupid though, he LIVES with Stan, he can tell the difference. But he is also nice, so WILL give Duke the vegetables... but he will also have some fun. So he tells 'Stan' that he will send some vegetables around... right after they get the chores done. 'Stan' can do his usual chores, like dusting and making the bed and shooing off the birds. So Duke spends the rest of the day working hard (and trying not to dust himself off.) before Rabbit gives him a basket of goodies to 'take to Duke.'
Stan sees him leaving and runs to tell Rabbit that he just saw himself and thinks that he is sneaking around behind his own back. ('I'm so sneaky, even *I* didn't know!') Rabbit explains everything. Stan is shocked and goes 'You TRICKED him into doing housework for VEGETABLES? I... I am so proud!' He gives Rabbit a big hug for having woozle-cunning and drags him to the bedroom to celebrate.
The next morning Duke wakes up covered in vegetables, he doesn't know why. Back at Rabbit's place he is opening all the cupboards to find that everything is gone. Stan says he donated the garden stuff to someone who needed it. Rabbit says now all they have to eat is hunny and Stan says 'I know!' and has some for breakfast.
Rabbit has many ways of knowing. Duke tries to be sneaky, this means he must steal one of Stan's bows and hats from the laundry pile too -but this also means he is almost naked, to him anyway. So he is very uncomfortable walking around outside with nothing much on and is always embarrassed and complaining that nobody wears anything. (Piglet is nude! KANGA is nude! Whyyyy?!) Rabbit takes the chance to do stuff like hug him or grab him, it is revenge for Duke being dirty to him at other times.
And Duke sounds different too, he tells people this is because he has a cold, but there is no fooling Rabbit. (He probably has terrible tasting medicine for that.)
And Duke sounds different too, he tells people this is because he has a cold, but there is no fooling Rabbit. (He probably has terrible tasting medicine for that.)
That's the only time Rabbit gets devious.
Too often are people trying to push him into bed. if he has the chance to be in control then you can bet he will use it.
"Oh of course we can have some fun. Could you just perhaps make me some candied carrots? You know how that gets me in the mood. Oh, and a paw massage, I know how that gets you in the mood."
"It does? Right. Yes. It does.
Duke is ok with it, since it is easier than paying, which is his usual way. Of course if it takes so very long before he gets to do anything, he is bound to be caught eventually.
Stan: Hey Rabb, you seen-
Rabbit: STAN!
Duke: STAN?!
Stan: STAN!
Rabbit: I can explain-
Stan: What do I think I'm doing?!
Duke: Your bunny! C'mon! I had to do the dishes, make the bed AND give an ear massage for this, for half an hour!
Stan: Ok, ok, I guess I earned it.
Rabbit: Wha...?
Stan: An ear amssage? Man, am *I* a sucker!
Too often are people trying to push him into bed. if he has the chance to be in control then you can bet he will use it.
"Oh of course we can have some fun. Could you just perhaps make me some candied carrots? You know how that gets me in the mood. Oh, and a paw massage, I know how that gets you in the mood."
"It does? Right. Yes. It does.
Duke is ok with it, since it is easier than paying, which is his usual way. Of course if it takes so very long before he gets to do anything, he is bound to be caught eventually.
Stan: Hey Rabb, you seen-
Rabbit: STAN!
Duke: STAN?!
Stan: STAN!
Rabbit: I can explain-
Stan: What do I think I'm doing?!
Duke: Your bunny! C'mon! I had to do the dishes, make the bed AND give an ear massage for this, for half an hour!
Stan: Ok, ok, I guess I earned it.
Rabbit: Wha...?
Stan: An ear amssage? Man, am *I* a sucker!
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