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Here is the antagonist of the Gil and Nimbus saga - President Francis Hougnes (Pronounced How - nes).
Ruthless, Violent and a complete sadist, Hougnes fought his way to power during the Jhorian Wars (the country Amazokidia is in), and stole the seat of power by brutally assassinating the previous President of Jhor with a stone paperweight and a pin hammer, all overseen by his Merciless Death Squads and Main Infantry.
With the main leader gone, Hougnes forced his way into the government and quickly instated his own private police force to patrol the streets, killing any and all rebellious souls in the country.
As the heavily paranoid type, Hougnes ordered the burning of Post Offices and the destruction of any Package transport vehicles, demanding that all packages, letters and any other post be delivered directly to his Military outposts where they would be opened, analysed, if necessary destroyed and then re sealed and sent.
Therefore, Gil Dreyfus found himself a job.
And the Rebels an Enemy.
Ruthless, Violent and a complete sadist, Hougnes fought his way to power during the Jhorian Wars (the country Amazokidia is in), and stole the seat of power by brutally assassinating the previous President of Jhor with a stone paperweight and a pin hammer, all overseen by his Merciless Death Squads and Main Infantry.
With the main leader gone, Hougnes forced his way into the government and quickly instated his own private police force to patrol the streets, killing any and all rebellious souls in the country.
As the heavily paranoid type, Hougnes ordered the burning of Post Offices and the destruction of any Package transport vehicles, demanding that all packages, letters and any other post be delivered directly to his Military outposts where they would be opened, analysed, if necessary destroyed and then re sealed and sent.
Therefore, Gil Dreyfus found himself a job.
And the Rebels an Enemy.
Category All / Portraits
Species Reptilian (Other)
Size 816 x 1123px
File Size 46.2 kB
That's a good one. Smart, too.
Like this one i read in the paper:
A couple are driving down the motorway from their holiday in Wales. On the road back, the woman speaks up.
"Those two kids in the back of that car must be coming to england too."
The man says "How can you tell their Welsh?"
The woman replies: "They've written on the window "stit ruoy su wohs."
I got it the second time i read it. XD
Like this one i read in the paper:
A couple are driving down the motorway from their holiday in Wales. On the road back, the woman speaks up.
"Those two kids in the back of that car must be coming to england too."
The man says "How can you tell their Welsh?"
The woman replies: "They've written on the window "stit ruoy su wohs."
I got it the second time i read it. XD
Oh, right. Ok. I'm sorry I didn't get it.
Oh, I got a great joke I learned recently
It's the height of the time known as "The Troubles" in Northern Ireland, as Protestant Unionists and Catholic Nationalists are waging terrorist and guerilla tactics against one another.
A man's walking down the street in Belfast, when suddenly he feels the end a gun to his back. He straightens up, rigid with fear and a voice comes from behind him
"Don't turn around or I'll shoot" says the man with the gun "Now just one question: Are you Protestant, or Catholic?"
"N-n-neither! I'm Jewish!" the man replies.
The man with the gun, surprised, then suddenly says "Oh, wow. I must be the luckiest Palestinian in Ireland!"
Oh, I got a great joke I learned recently
It's the height of the time known as "The Troubles" in Northern Ireland, as Protestant Unionists and Catholic Nationalists are waging terrorist and guerilla tactics against one another.
A man's walking down the street in Belfast, when suddenly he feels the end a gun to his back. He straightens up, rigid with fear and a voice comes from behind him
"Don't turn around or I'll shoot" says the man with the gun "Now just one question: Are you Protestant, or Catholic?"
"N-n-neither! I'm Jewish!" the man replies.
The man with the gun, surprised, then suddenly says "Oh, wow. I must be the luckiest Palestinian in Ireland!"
Yeah, I bet it would've brought the Catholics and Protestants together for an hour or so at the pub (UK or Ireland, they've still got irish culture so there's gotta be drinking) to just laugh at it. Once that hour's up a city-wide barfight ensures and normality returns to Northern Ireland
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