BIRFDHEY CEAK IS NAWT A LIE :D
I hope.. :c

This cake is grade-A premium coldcuts! It would never lie!

-drool-

It has plenty of rhubarb in it!

And little fish crackers?

Perhaps :3

1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting

Don't forget garnishes, such as:

fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped ethyl benzene
pull and peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
sediment shaped sediment
a 20-foot thick impermeable clay layer

YUM!!

5lbs pure American beef
Pepper
A1 sauce
Icing

DONE

You could also add:
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.

NO EW

But that's how GLADoS makes her cakes D:

(GLaDOS* lol)

But this cake is NOT a lie and will have NO RHUBARB.

Derpsauce.
But the rhubarb is required. You WILL have the rhubarb....



You WILL like the rhubarb... >:3

Add rhubarb to this cake...


And I will kill you.

But the rhubarb IS the cake D:

There there *Pats you on the back*
We can get you a low rhubarb rhubarb cake :3

ONLY BEEF CAKE ALLOWED

Beef flavoured tofu-bharb!

RIDICULOUS LEVELS OF EEEEEEEEEW

It's like... asking for Spam, Spam, Eggs, Bacon & Spam... without the spam!

Spam is good, though xD

That poor woman in that certain Monty Python skit sure didn't think so...

xD

Actually....
Spam is liquidised rhubarb

Oh my YUM!

aww cute :3

i cant wait fur mine :D -countsdown- 2 more day <3

Orly?

srrly :3

LOL.

daw daw daaww~

*LOVEEEE!!!!*****