(Alternatively, "I thought 'Salmon Ladder' was the name of an eating competition".)

"Shi protecc,
shi attacc,
but most importantly,
shi climb up the racc."

In yet another beautifully rendered exploration of all things taur-related, here we have Cinderrose making hir way up a Salmon Ladder in a Ninja Warrior competition. I imagine some of the obstacles have to change once a taur enters (after all, a 14' Warped Wall wouldn't really be too hard), but others would stay out of tradition and simply require the competitor to figure it out or train harder.

Just wait 'till shi gets to Stage 3...

Incredible art by  Araivis-Edelveys.