Well I would do the same if some rando did that to my butt

sounds about right for Red... she has had a strong idea of personal boundaries in all the... what? 20 years you have been drawning her. It's got to be longer than that. I'm trying to remember when I first saw Red and your work... Conifur comes to mind but it was before then.

Getting old sucks... too many years have gone by, along with friends lost... life moves on.

Somewhere I still have, framed, the very first Red Shetland drawing from January 1st, 1982!!

I knew it has been a long while ago... I remember a housemate showing me you work in 1991 from Anthrocon but I had seen it before then... at one of the comic shops that use to be around Seattle, that had to be the late 1980s... damn it doesn't seem that long ago...

Thank you for the many years of entertainment from your work. Please drop me a note when you drop off here because of the harassment and how to keep in contact. These woke hemorrhoids are causing problems for a lot of people.
Blessings all be safe out there...

Dammit Red, you use the Horizontal saw to carve initials.

At least she has picked up Skill-fu.

Well, those books must've brightened your week after all the BS you've had to put up with. And the drawing is great!

And yeah, I think that'd pretty much be my reaction, too. Although I don't have an 8-inch circular saw. I do, however, have a very nice Dremel with lots of interesting attachments. Hmm -- I wonder what this one would do....? :)

Attrempted?! If Red wanted the fool dead, he'd be dead! XD

i... honestly do not see why she is being jailed, seems like a normal course of events to me

😂👍💖

Think of Red as a Wednesday Addams..."What are dressed as dear?" "I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else."

Exactly. 😂

Also: Wednesday would go something like:
*guillottines her doll* "Robespierre's wife"

The Return of the Mink!

Sometimes you have to spill blood to make a scumbag learn to back off.

I wonder it it was flinters who she almost murdered

Wow. She don't fool around does she. A warning to all perverts out there.

Ah Red, the most dangerous Shetland mare to exist

I was about to argue carving an R, with that saw type isn't that hard...then I realized. "Wait...she's carving that into squirming, probably not continued living flesh...never worked with that medium. Don't plan to start any time soon"

Not shown: the scene where Jerry Orbach makes a funny while looking at the crime scene.

Well, I mean, every defendant is entitled to counsel. That'll teach me to get on the bad side of the judges assigning pro bono defendants in New York County.

(In reality: I, myself, have a collection of something like 1,000 of the Osprey military history books. No kidding. I've got the *entire* Men at Arms set, which is well over 500 books alone. You know the meme where guys cover their crotch when they see some other guy getting socked in theirs? Similar concept when reading about massively trashed books, for me.)

Vintage science fiction -- over 10,000 hardcovers and paperbacks collected over 50 years.

Oh yeah, and gun books...

And I thought I had a lot of books! Congratulations on that collection.

Far from having read them all. Maybe if I fully retire...

'So many books, such little time!' I'm familiar with that one myself.

As long as you're not as bad as these guys. They're the worst.

My figure is about 5,600, not counting perhaps another 100 or so volumes of Punch and a scattering of National Geographic volumes.

Definitely respectable. Punch was cool, especially the older numbers. The Yellow-Spined Space Gobbler Is fascinating, but I have many of the older issues on DVDs. I can't figure out how to read the later ones, but I figure they want to monetize them.

I have the complete run from 1841 to 1892, the complete World War I run, most of the World War II run, and a scattering of volumes in between and right after. Invaluable for studying history.

That's impressive. And yes, no better way to look at history than through humor.

It includes, among other things, a very large chunk of Sir John Tenniel's career, and a sizable chunk of John Leech's career, two of the giants of Victorian-era political cartooning. It wasn't until Nast emerged in the Civil War era that the US had an artist of equal power and talent. (Eventually, Puck and Judge made their own contributions.)

Why can't they make circular saws that allow for carving initials? Is that so hard?

Gotta give her marks for creativity at least! Won't her goddess save her from this?

What!!!? Only attempted murder after all that. Red, you must have been feeling playful. Or could it be you actually liked him?

(* orders Red a router from Lowes *)

A few years ago, my girlfriend and her roommate (my former GF) went to a mall in Connecticut. My ex is 6'2" and built like the Farmer's Daughter she is. Some dirt-bag grabbed the older girl's @$$ and started the usual "Hey, baby" B.S. My girlfriend, 5'3" and petite, grabbed Mr. glad-hands by the belt and collar of his jacket and pitched him into a wall. Oh, did I mention she teaches Okinawan Martial Arts?