Hi-ho, everyone! It's "Katney's Never Seen Muppets Most Wanted" with our very special guest, Nee Knight! YAAA-- ... No, wait, he's in every KatNee Movie Date, isn't he? Well, I wanted it to sound like a Muppet Show intro. ^^ Ahh, the Muppets... you're never too old to enjoy their hijinks. And for those of you wondering we watched the theatrical cut of this film, not the "Unnecessarily Extended" edition. ... Well, someone must've found it necessary to extend it.

Title Card: Nee held a poll about who to cast as the background dancers on Twitter in February 2020. The runner ups were Turmoil and her Crew from SWAT Kats followed by Past Title Card Villains. That last one would've been Nee heavy. X3 Our "winners" are mostly minor SWAT Kats villains Chopshop, Hard Drive, Tiger Conklin, Rex Shard, Fango, an "old man" and Dark Kat if you can make him out behind the logo. ^^ He also replaced the hammer and sickle on Katney's hat with an "A", for AMERICA! If I recall, Nee wanted to make actual "Muppets" of Katney and Nee for the title card, but that would take too long. X3 Oddly he let that go too easy... ¬¬ I suspect something...

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Without further delay let's check out my first viewing of Muppets Most Wanted. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!


February 14, 2017

Nee: Bro saw this and was a bit put off by the amount of musical numbers
Katney: Even for a Muppet movie?
Nee: Yeeep
Nee: ^^ Sooo ready when you are... on my go?
Katney: Suresure
Nee: ready
Nee: set
Nee: go!
Katney: Gone babe
(Following the usual Disney logo the film opens on a sky full of fireworks spelling out "The End" with cheerful whistling heard. "And cut!" Pan down to the Muppets congratulating each other on completing the 2011 film "The Muppets". "Movie's over, people, go home! That is a wrap." As the human cast file out, Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, the Great Gonzo, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, and Walter gather together to discuss what they should do now. Fozzie is happy to have the theater and their fans back, but the fans are gone; they were just extras and paid dancers. "Or, maybe since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!" Piggy "hints". Kermit stammers as he says it's a possibility, but suddenly Walter notices that the camera is still here. Statler and Waldorf lean into the frame. "Disaster! That can only mean one thing." "It looks like they've ordered a sequel.")
Katney: .... Hey... did I put in the wrong disk? XD
Nee: Cheery whistling
Nee: Movies over
Nee: Yay the next one
Nee: those were extras
Katney: Extras
Nee: Quick!
Katney: Tie the knot!
Nee: The one thing!
Katney: SEQUEL!!!!
(Sure enough we have our opening number, "We're Doing A Sequel"! Donning dashing outfits the Muppets dance through various film sets. The studio wants another success while waiting for Tom Hanks to do Toy Story 4! Tony Bennet and Lady Gaga appear as some of the first of the film's one-liner cameo appearances. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, a true stickler, points out that this is actually their 7th theatrical sequel. Regardless, they need to come up with a plot. Gonzo suggests an epic love story starring himself and Camilla the Chicken called "Gonzo With the Wind". Fozzie suggests the plot of the last movie. Piggy suggests a story about a frog marrying a pig and they have to kiss each other. A LOT. The Swedish Chef, subtitled, suggests a film about "the existential conundrum of religious faith" while playing chess with the Grim Reaper, but Kermit doesn't think Americans read subtitled films. Suddenly a man in a suit, played by Ricky Gervais, suggests the Muppets go on a world tour. "That's perfect!" The song resumes, where they decide on the movie's title. Walter suggests "The Muppets Again", but the title itself appears as "Muppets Most Wanted".)
Nee: ::clicking fingers::
Katney: ::bobs head::
Katney: Toy Story 4 XD
Nee: ToyStory 4 was not thought of before this
Katney: Cameos!
Nee: Thanks Doc
Katney: Stickler!
Nee: Gonzo With The Wind
Katney: That was the last movie X3
Nee: A LOT!
Katney: Not much XD
Nee: Ricky!
Katney: World Tour!
Katney: Do it all again
Katney: Muppets Again XD
Nee: Much better title
(The wind howls during a snow storm in Siberia, Russia at Gulag 38B. An iron door bearing a picture of a familiar-looking frog with a mole blows off its hinges. The frog steps out, releasing the detonation button. The frog sneaks through the facility, taking out patrolling guards easily before he opens all the prison doors. Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog, bounds from guard to guard knocking them out and gives one a headbutt before he escapes. Several yards away from the prison Constantine rises out of a murky puddle [which I hope is mud] and sets off a series of explosions inside the prison gates. A Muppet News Flash reveals that Constantine's escape moves him up to the #1 Most Wanted Criminal In the World spot, placing him ahead of the mysterious Lemur.)
Nee: scene change
Katney: Ooo spooky
Katney: Looks cold
Katney: ... Stricking fellow
Nee: Mass Escape1
Katney: Prison break!
Katney: Glad he didn't snap his neck >_>
Nee: O.O
Katney: Ew ew ew ew
Nee: Lemur!
(The Muppets are sitting in a booth across from the man in the suit who suggested the world tour. Other Muppets are standing behind the booth. "Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Muppets. [...] Dominic, international tour manager," the man introduces himself, laying his business card on the table. "'Dominic Badguy'?" Fozzie reads. "It's pronounced 'bad-gee'. It's French. It means 'good man'." Dominic tells the Muppets they should start the world tour right away, but Kermit hesitates since the Muppets only just got back together. "OK, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment. One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil, just some of the acts I can list," Dominic says, impressing the Muppets, but he desires to co-manage the tour with Kermit. His cell phone rings, and he addresses the caller as President Clinton, stepping away to speak privately. The caller is actually Constantine who tells "Number Two" that he's on his way to Berlin. As Constantine walks away from the payphone he blows it up. Dominic returns to the booth, wanting an answer about the tour. Kermit still hesitates, but the Muppets want to do it. Walter points out that they can hone their acts on the road, leading Kermit to agree. "Dominic, you're hired!" Kermit and Dominic shake hands. "You won't regret this.")
Katney: Curious
Nee: frence
Katney: He needs a bigger booth
Katney: ... I don't believe that
Nee: you can list all you want
Nee: Gasp!
Katney: Clinton!
Katney: ... What a twist.
Nee: ... not everything has to explode
Katney: He touched it X3
Nee: Walter
Nee: YAY!
Katney: He's hired!
Katney: Yes he will
(At the Union Station in Los Angeles the Muppets wait to board their train. "I didn't know there was still third class," Statler says. "Third class? How about no class?" Waldorf offers. Both chuckle. Piggy carries her dog Foo-Foo in her arms as a conductor wheels over a tall stack of luggage. The Muppets board as Beauregard acts as the engineer and sets the train in motion... backwards. "Long Train Runnin'" by The Doobie Brothers plays as the Muppets travel by train [and maybe map] to their first destination. Kermit wants to start the tour in London, but Dominic suggests "the world capital of comedy", in Berlin. The Muppets side with Dominic.)
Nee: HAHAHA Those two
Katney: Ha ha ha
Katney: Puppy X3
Katney: ::bobs head again::
Nee: Not sure that's the capital of comedy
Nee: XDDDD
Katney: ... Travel by train, same as traveling by map XD
(In Berlin Kermit leads the Muppets to their first gig: a dilapidated-looking club called The Hole In the Wall. Kermit's intentions are to work from the bottom up. "I've booked us into cabaret clubs and coffee houses all across the industrial cities of Northern Germany. Dusseldorf, Hamburg, Mudburg, Vomitdorf..." "Poopenburgen?" Fozzie asks. "Fozzie, we have a solid week in Poopenburgen." The Muppets groan. Dominic tells them they should commend Kermit on his efforts, but then offers another venue: the grand Berlin National Theatre. Kermit argues that they can't afford it, but Dominic says that they can make the money back when they sell out. He suggests putting it to a vote. "All those in favor of believing in ourselves, raise your hands." Most of the Muppets raise their hands. "And all those in favor of giving up." Kermit sighs, raising his hand in disbelief. Berlin National Theatre it is! And it's right next door to the National Treasure Museum. Huh... Dominic tosses a coin in his hand.)
Katney: ... I'm not impressed
Nee: Poopenburgen!
Katney: Vomitdorb
Katney: ::slow clap::
Katney: ... That's better
Nee: To a vote!
Katney: Vote!
Katney: Kermy! X3
(Inside the theatre Kermit suggests they stick with their usual routines, but the Muppets have other ideas. Gonzo wants to do an indoor running of the Bulls, with several bulls rattling in crates nearby. Bunsen would like to demonstrate his magnetic bomb-attractor vest that Beaker is wearing. "Bunsen, why would you even invent that?" Kermit asks. "Why did I invent the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?" Bunsen returns, and a cupcake explodes in Beaker's face. Gonzo then suggests "Muppet Ladder", but Kermit reminds him that it never works. "Last time we all tried that was 20 years ago and you ended up in a cast for six months." "Yeah, good times." Piggy wants to do some Celine Dion songs and the Electric Mayhem want to perform a marathon jam session. The Muppets begin to overlap each other, but Kermit silences them. He tells them they must play to their strengths and reveals that if they don't sell out it would mean the end of the tour... and maybe the end of the Muppets. But great news, Dominic enters and announces that they've sold out! Suddenly the Muppets begin to run their acts by Dominic, ignoring Kermit. "Good grief," Kermit says as he walks away. Walter watches after Kermit, concerned.)
Katney: BULLS
Nee: Pinkie Exploding Cupcake
Katney: Indeed
Katney: Never worked!
Nee: Good times
Katney: NO DRUMS
Nee: the end of the tour?!
Katney: Not the end of the tour! Not the end of the Muppets!
Katney: Sold out. Phew
Nee: Good Grief
Katney: Indeed
(Kermit sits backstage by himself, sulking. "'Sold out'. Like we've sold out a show in 30 years." Piggy suddenly approaches Kermit, wanting to discuss the plans for their "upcoming European wedding". Kermit tells Piggy that he hasn't even proposed yet, and Piggy replies that he can do that on the honeymoon. They argue until Kermit hammers in that they're not engaged and the way the argument is going they may never will. Piggy runs off in tears before Kermit has the chance to apologize. Later Kermit sits alone on the stage when Dominic joins him. "Don't take it personally. They still love you... they just prefer me now." Dominic suggests Kermit take a walk alone out in the fog along a deserted canal, handing him a map of the exact location. Kermit takes him up on the offer.)
Katney: 9_9 Read the signals Piggy
Nee: LOL piggy has things in the right order XD
Katney: @_@ No wonder they broke up
Nee: Dominic <_< too blunt
Katney: Yeeeaaah
Nee: subtle
Katney: Very specific ¬¬
(Kermit follows the map to the canal during a fairly dense fog, passing a cage of chickens. "Guten tag," he says. A busy street suddenly becomes empty as windows shut and people run inside. A figure in a black cloak passes by Kermit before appearing directly in front of him. It's Constantine. "Boo." "AAAAAAAH!!" Constantine slaps a fake mole on Kermit's lip before parkouring out of sight. "What just happened?" A woman opens her window and looks down at Kermit, and then she notices the wanted posters for Constantine. "THE EVIL FROG!!" Citizens corner Kermit against the row of wanted posters as the police suddenly arrive. Kermit tells them who he is, but they don't believe him. Kermit notices the posters and continues to insist his true identity as he is tossed into the van, en route to the Gulag. Constantine watches on as he dabs green face paint over his mole.)
Nee: yeeeeeah that's the germany I think of when I think Germany-_-
Katney: ::snickers:: Guten tag chicken
Nee: AAAAAAAAH
Katney: EEK
Nee/Katney: The Evil frog!/Evil FROG
Katney: D'oh
Nee: that's quite a trip in one car
Katney: I don't think that'd work so well
Katney: Makeup over the mole
(That night at the theatre the show starts in 15 minutes and no one has seen Kermit. But good news, Dominic walks in with "Kermit", who has developed a cold [and a Russian accent] during his walk so he sounds different. "You are right, Dominic is terrific! From now on, let's do whatever he says. [...] Miss Pig, I have wronged you. I humbly beg your forgiveness." However, Piggy is not ready to forgive him yet. Animal sniffs Constantine and becomes alarmed. "BAD FROG! BAD FROG!" Animal bites down on his arm, but is pulled off by Floyd Pepper. Dominic leads the Muppets to hang out backstage before the show. Constantine speaks to Walter, "Come, little friend. Let us get on with the show and enjoy our family-style adventure during which we shall bond and learn heartwarming lesson. Perhaps about sharing, or waiting your turn, or the number three. Hmm?" Constantine walks off as Walter watches him, uncertain, but agrees.)
Nee: ... what? oh A cold
Katney: With a permanent scowl
Nee: It's because he wronged her
Katney: Bad Frog!
Nee: Animal knows what doesn't smell right
Katney: I'm with ya Animal
Katney: <_<
(Constantine meets privately with Dominic, always referring to him as Number Two, to discuss their evil plan. They've taken control of the Muppets' world tour which they'll use as a cover for their burglaries and pin the blame on the Muppets. "Tonight, we steal the painting and then we'll have all we need to steal the unstealable, the Crown Jewels of England... ensuring that my name goes down in history as greatest thief of all time!" "You mean OUR names, right?" Dominic asks. "Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name." With this the pair sing "I'm Number One" where Constantine constantly reminds Dominic of his position in both their partnership and the Most Wanted list. Constantine is "smarterer" than Dominic and he's lucky to not be Number Three! "Dance, monkey, dance!" Dominic dances before he sings about his woes of working for a frog. He knows it won't be long before Constantine's gone and he's back on top, but in the meantime he has to dance. They dance back into Kermit's dressing room and end the number with Constantine dancing on top of Dominic's head. Scooter enters to tell "Kermit" the show is about to start, seeing them both in that position. "... Sure." Scooter leaves.)
Nee: GASP he is the Lemur?!!!
Katney: Unstealable
Nee: space bar space bar space bar
Nee: Villian song!
Katney: Smarterer
Katney: Dance monkey dance
Katney: Shh he'll hear you Dominic
Nee/Katney: sure/Sure X3
(Constantine reveals that he didn't study the Kermit tapes like he was supposed to because he thinks it'll be easy. The show starts, and Constantine prepares to do the typical Muppet Show announcement from the sign but when he sees the audience he freezes, and then faints. Scooter has to step in and introduce the show with their special guest star Christoph Waltz. Yaaaaaaay! The sign rises with Constantine still hanging out of it as the intro plays, but Constantine falls and lands hard on the stage. The curtain's drawn as Constantine is dragged off. They move ahead to the first act: Christoph Waltz dancing the waltz... with Sweetums in a flowing gown and tiara. "Darling, you set my world on fire!" Waltz says. "Did somebody say 'explosion'?!" Crazy Harry asks in the orchestra pit. Sweetums tries to correct him, but Harry sets off a series of explosions, which Dominic uses as a cover to hammer into a wall and break into the neighboring museum. Constantine joins Dominic, claiming he had vertigo. Inside the museum the pair study a row of paintings, stopping at a portrait of a Muppet, "Col. Thomas Blood". Dominic cuts the painting out of the frame. To cover their tracks they do the same to two more paintings, running when the alarms go off. Dominic leaves a coin with a lemur on it behind.)
Katney: ... He's gonna bomb X3
Nee: Stage Fright!
Katney: Dude!
Nee: !_!
Katney: Christoph Waltz! Yayy <_<
Katney: O_o
Katney: ::whimper::
Katney: ... Ohhh Sweetums <_< That dress
Katney: NO ONE SAID EXPLOSION
Katney: Sure... right.
Nee: Oh course that's the painting XD
Katney: Indeed, the only Muppety one
Katney: ... Well that's new
(The next morning Interpol and the CIA are investigating the crime scene, led respectively by Jean Pierre Napoleon and Sam the Eagle. They flash their badges. "What is the CIA doing here? This is my jurisdiction. Not to mention my badge is bigger." "One of the stolen paintings was on loan from the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art, so this is CIA jurisdiction. Also, this is my travel badge." Sam shows his "real" badge, which fits inside a briefcase. Jean Pierre shows HIS "real" badge, which fits like a bulletproof vest. Sam admits defeat and that they'll be working together... but that doesn't mean they have to like each other! Hmph! Jean Pierre relates what they know about the two priceless paintings and the one average painting which leads him to believe the Lemur is behind it. "What's a lemur?" "Only the second most wanted criminal in the world, and my personal nemesis. Unfortunately for me, his identity is unknown." "No, literally, what is a lemur?" "Oh, it is also a rat-monkey from Madagascar." At that moment Jean Pierre finds the Lemur's coin on the floor, his calling card. Suddenly Sam receives a delivery... his REAL badge, which is almost as big as he is.)
Nee: SAM!
Katney: CIA
Katney: Interpol
Katney: Real badge XD
Katney: They're gonna have a lovely bromance XD
Nee/Katney: Lemur!/LEMUR
Katney: Rat monkey ^^
Nee: Why not look for where the coins are minted?
Katney: BAM
Nee: XDDDD
(Aboard the Muppet Train Dominic reads the show's review in the paper, which gives a perfect score. The engineer Beauregard leans his head out the side of the engine. "Choo-choo, yeah!" Doing so he hits his face against a pole, a hanging mailbag, and a bird. Dominic and Constantine meet in private to lay out the painting of Blood and look at the back. It's blank. "It's not there. You were wrong!" Constantine growls. Dominic takes a hot iron and rubs it against the back. "Write it in lemon juice, then simply apply heat to reveal Colonel Blood's map." That does the trick, revealing a map and instructions to steal the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London. They must also obtain Blood's key and locket to get close to them. While parts of the instructions are in English for the audience the rest is written in another language. Dominic is able to find the name of a city, Madrid, so that will be the Muppets' next stop.)
Katney: Choo-choo
Nee: OWCH!
Katney: OW
Katney: Birdy
Katney: Oooooo
Nee: not if it has been moved -_-
Katney: Spanish sounding
(Meanwhile at Gulag 38B in Siberia Kermit's finally arrived, dressed in a straight jacket and muzzle. He is wheeled into the prison yard. As he is freed the inmates start to gather. Two of the inmates are played by Danny Trejo [playing a fictionalized version of himself] and Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl. The prisoners kneel before Kermit, believing he is Constantine. Kermit tries to tell them otherwise but the inmates think he's joking. Prison King hands him the prison crown, made of sporks, as a symbol of authority. Kermit, at a loss, simply thanks him. The inmates pause, then turn and scowl. Constantine has never, EVER said "thank you", so they know Kermit is an imposter. "Let's throw him in the recycling compactor!" "YEAH!!" They lift the frightened frog over their heads, but they drop him when the female guard Nadya commands it under threat of taiser.)
Nee: That is Russia not Madrid
Katney: Hannibal Froggy
Nee: King Spork!
Katney: Yet he bows to the frog
Nee: Danny Trijo
Nee: ... oops
Katney: <_< Oh dear. Politeness
Nee: got darl quick
Katney: That sounds painful
(Kermit finally asks where he is... inviting another song number. Nadya leads the inmates to sing "The Big House" where she compares the Gulag as a hotel you'll never leave. She shows him the dining room where chef Angel Marie spoons up gruel with a whole animal skeleton attached. They show Kermit around and do the typical dance break before they head back to their own cells for the night. Nadya shoves Kermit into a cell and shuts it. Kermit insists that he isn't Constantine and that the mole was glued onto his lip. "As far as authorities are concerned, you are Constantine, glue or no glue." Kermit declares that his friends will rescue him soon enough. Nadya walks away, "Now lights out!" The lights go out, and Nadya falls over. "Turn them back on! I can't see anything!" The lights turn back on, allowing Nadya to get back up and walk away. "You have to wait until I'm, like, out of the hallway! It's a figure of speech...")
Nee: Another song
Katney: Big House
Katney: ... Blech
Nee: least they seem to have fun ^^
Katney: Indeed XD
Katney: Check his prints!!!
Katney: OW LIGHTS ON
Nee: do frogs have prints?
Katney: >_>
(Back on the Muppet Train Dominic finds that Blood's key is hidden in the marble bust of Godfrey the Unknown, Blood's accomplice, which is kept in the Prado Museum. The downside is no one knows what Godfrey looked like and there are over 250 busts in the room it's kept in. "That may be problem. Let me think, huh, Number Two?" Constantine looks out the window, pondering, as Piggy enters, telling "Kermit" that she accepts his apology. "And, perhaps, I was a little too eager about our wedding--" Constantine turns to face her, "Pig, I have question. Am I wearing sign that says 'BOTHER ME'?!" Piggy gasps, then runs out sobbing. "What was that?!" Dominic asks. "Uhhhh... I was in the middle of evilly plotting! I do not like to be interrupted while evilly plotting." Dominic reminds Constantine that they have to keep up appearances, which means he has to keep Piggy happy.)
Nee: evil thinking
Katney: No one cared
Katney: >_> Bad move froggy
Nee: Keep the pig happy!
(Piggy angrily packs her suitcase with Foo Foo as Constantine enters. The dog barks and Piggy tells Constantine she wants him out. "I don't think you know what you want." "Yeah, I do, I just told you--" Constantine silences her and tells her that, as her man, he will get her whatever she wants. This leads to another song, "I'll Get You What You Want [Cockatoo in Malibu]" while Constantine magics up props and special effects to woo Piggy, including a "Thingy-Thing" and a diamond ring. Sure enough, Piggy falls for it and forgives him. The other Muppets suddenly enter to discuss the sets for the show tomorrow. Constantine tells them they can do whatever they want. "Is he serious?" Floyd asks. "Kermit" gives "Zongo" permission to do his indoor running of the bulls and Piggy to do her five songs. Scooter says they don't have time for all that. "You are forgetting one thing, small man with glasses. I can give you what you want." The Muppets run off to get ready, Walter voicing his concerns that the show will be terrible. Meanwhile Kermit tries to pry the mole off his face, but it's stuck. It's been five days with no sign of his friends, which means he's going to have to break out by himself. He looks up at a poster of Piggy on the wall and sighs.)
Nee: <_< Piggy... sence the difference
Katney: Foo Foo sense the difference! You're a dog!
Nee: thingything!
Katney: Bling
Nee: Zongo
Katney: Is he serious? >_>
Katney: Small man with glasses
Katney: Soak it in water Kermit
Katney: And where did he get the poster?
(The Muppets arrive in Madrid early evening. Constantine finally sits down to watch the Kermit tapes to better impersonate the lovable frog, but he misunderstands some of the lines. He says "YEEEES" instead of "YAAAAY", "Hi-lo" instead of "Hi-ho", and gets the ending of "Rainbow Connection" wrong. Soon he introduces the show with their special guest Salma Hayak. Yaaaaaaay! The Muppets sing a Spanish version of their usual theme while wearing clothes to match. Gonzo performs the usual finale by blowing the trumpet, but a football/soccer ball flies out with a "GOOOOOAAAAL" sound clip. The audience applauds.)
Nee: Finally studying the tapes
Katney: ::wincing slightly::
Katney: ::razz::
Katney: Salma Hayak XD
Katney: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
(Constantine introduces the first act, Gonzo's indoor running of the bulls with Salma Hayak. Salma has serious doubts about the act but Gonzo tells her not to worry. Below the stage Dominic sets explosives to enter the museum next door. He waits until the bulls run out of control before setting them off. The bulls run off the stage which allows Scooter to introduce the next act, Miss Piggy singing "Macarena [Bayside Boys Remix]" with Manolo and Carlo Flamingo. The audience cover their ears. Statler cheers from his balcony seat. "They've managed the impossible! [...] They've made the show even worse!" He and Waldorf laugh. Meanwhile Constantine and Dominic have busted 249 of the 250 busts in the museum before they find Blood's key, thoughtfully labeled. On the back of the label reads a riddle to the locket's location, which leads to the Irish National Bank in Dublin.)
Katney: Ole
Katney: ... They're not...
Katney: They are
Katney: That's not Celine Dion!!!
Nee: They made it worsE!
Katney: ... Wouldn't it have been easier to use a metal detector or something?
Nee: you'd think so
(Back on stage the Electric Mayhem play a marathon jam session, lasting over two hours. The audience has fallen asleep. By the end of the song, however, they wake up and jump to their feet... applauding?! Walter watches the audience in confusion as the show closes out. The Muppets are amazed by the audience's response, but Walter still worries that the show was terrible. Dominic arrives to quell Walter's worries, since the Spanish reviewers gave the show a perfect score. "Whoa, those reviews really came out fast," Walter says. Dominic then announces the next stop on the tour is in Dublin. Walter believes that'll give them time to rehearse, but Dominic tells the Muppets to celebrate instead. "You deserve it, comrades! Go do whatever you want," Constantine tells the Muppets. Walter looks concerned.)
Katney: ::lays head down:: They bomb.
Nee: least the crowd go their money's worth
Katney: YAY THEY'RE DONE
Katney: ... Yeah I know Walter, fast reviews
(The next morning two guards arrive at the museum and find the shattered remains of the 250 busts. "Looks like we're busted." [*Rimshot!*] At Interpol Headquarters in Geneva Sam drinks from a huge mug while Jean Pierre drinks from a tiny mug. Sam impatiently asks what they're doing. "All we need to do is look at the map with the blinky lights, and wait," Jean Pierre explains, as it's how the job is normally done in Europe. Soon enough the Madrid light starts to blink! Jean Pierre leads Sam to his tiny European car. "What is this? A toy?" "This is my car, Le Maximum. It is illegal now in most of the EU for its massive size." He and Sam are almost cramped inside. "It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty." Sam sighs as they drive away, "I hate Europe." The pair arrive in Madrid, commenting that it only took 37 hours.)
Nee: Soooooomeone is gonna get in trouble for that one
Katney: Si
Nee: tiny cup
Katney: Sam got a big one
Nee: that is true
Katney: Blinky light!
Katney: It's a toy!
Nee: So do I Sam... So do I
Katney: On one tank of gas I bet
(One investigation later they find another Lemur coin, but question why nothing was stolen, only destroyed. "There must be something bigger going on, but what?" Sam asks. Jean Pierre has an idea... but puts it on hold as he is officially off the clock. Sam notices the Muppets poster nearby, realizing they performed next to the crime scene, just like they did in Berlin. "They're suspects!" "OK, overtime! We must find these Muppets before they flee the country." They arrive at the train station before the Muppets board their train, flashing their badges. "Wow, those are big badges!" Fozzie states. "You must come with us to answer some questions," Jean Pierre states.)
Nee: <_<
Katney: Suspects?!
Katney: I keep forgetting they travel by map
Katney: Big badges :3
(At the local police station Sam and Jean Pierre interrogate the Muppets one by one, through the "Interrogation Song". They start with "Kermit" who claims to have been on stage at the time. Piggy is next. Jean Pierre flips the table to turn it into a romantic dinner for two table setting in a game of "Good Cop / Romantic Cop". Piggy claims to have only stolen the show and hearts, and she doesn't appreciate Jean Pierre's pig puns. Lew Zealand, the Electric Mayhem, Bunsen, the Swedish Chef, the Penguins, Fozzie, and Crazy Harry are also questioned. By the end Sam and Jean Pierre are convinced. "There's no way they did the crime." "They couldn't, they're too stupid." "They're not criminal masterminds. [...] They're incapable of being culpable!" Time to go back over the files.)
Nee: another song
Katney: Heehee
Nee: turns the tables on Piggy
Katney: She doesn't like you
Katney: They're too stupid ^^
(Deep into the night Kermit climbs out of his bed in the Gulag with a spoon. He goes over to his poster of Piggy and removes it, revealing a tunnel in the wall... with Nadya inside! "It's the first escape everyone tries." The next morning Kermit tries to escape through the laundry dressed as a woman, but Nadya appears, telling him it's the second escape people try. Next Kermit tries to escape through the plumbing, but Nadya is waiting for him, sitting on a toilet seat and reading the newspaper. "Third way! [...] I have seen every prison movie ever made, even the ones in space." Kermit sighs, then notices Nadya's paper. The Muppets and Dominic are on the front page detailing their successful comeback tour, "Kermit" mysteriously missing. "[Your friends] have forgotten about you." Kermit shakes his head, saying they couldn't have because they're a family. Nadya tells him no one believes in family in the Gulag. "... Listen, Kermit, we have annual lighthearted Gulag Revenue coming up. [...] I thought you might help me." Kermit politely declines, but Nadya reminds him he's in prison. He either helps or he goes on "The Wall". "Why would I be afraid of a wall?" Nadya shows him, licking his bare back and tossing him onto a frozen steel wall outside with other prisoners. "... What time did you say that rehearsal was?" Nadya pulls him off. "OUCH!")
Katney: Time to escape frog
Nee: hiiiiiii
Katney: ... Oooooh it's a Shawshank reference
Nee: yp XDD
Katney: D'oh
Katney/Nee: ... Toast./toast -_-
Katney/Nee: ;-;/;_;
Katney: She called him Kermit!
Katney: The Wall?
Katney: Oooooo <_<
Nee: >_>
Katney: OW
Nee: ::winces::
(Meanwhile Sam and Jean Pierre toil over the case, Sam believing Jean Pierre's Lemur hunch is right. Jean Pierre would agree, if not for the Muppets' next performance at the Dublin Theatre, which is next door to the Irish National Bank. He thinks Sam's hunch is right. Sam begins, "It's almost as if we're..." "Not so different... after... all..." they both finish. Now best friends, they agree to follow the Muppets to Dublin! Meanwhile the Muppet Train chugs along and Walter happens to notice Constantine karate chopping some wooden boards in a gi. Walter moves onto the next car where the Muppets are loudly performing general Muppet mayhem. He gains their attention when he whistles loudly. He asks if anyone else thinks "Kermit" has been acting weird lately, but the Muppets reply no. "You're probably right. It's just me." Animal sighs softly to himself, "Bad frog...")
Katney: Bromance!
Katney: Way to use your talent Walter
Katney: Bad frog
Nee: his only talent
Nee: Animal knows
(Back at the Gulag the inmates sing a tuneless rendition of "End of the Road" by Boyz II Men while Nadya conducts. She turns to Kermit and tells him, "Fix this, or it's The Wall." Kermit tells the inmates that they should start with an up-tempo song and dance, but they refuse to learn a new song. They all begin to talk at once, giving Kermit a flashback of the Muppets wanting to do their own acts. The frog screams for silence. "Now, look! We are holding auditions tomorrow. And if any of you have a problem with that, ANY OF YOU, then my door is always open!" Nadya smiles as she thanks Kermit. "This is what we've all been waiting to hear." "Teach us, Kermit. We will do whatever frog says," Prison King says, shaking his hand. That night Nadya walks along the cells to bid the prisoners good night, starting with Kermit. "Even if your friends don't need you, we certainly do." She carries on, trading good nights with the other prisoners. Kermit sighs as he remembers what Nadya said about not believing in families in the Gulag.)
Katney: Not the Wall
Katney: @_@ Grow a spine!
Nee: Kermit knows how to manage a show
Katney: Good night cameos
(On the Muppet Train Walter lies awake, looking at his Kermit watch to see it's 2:20am. By morning the train arrives in Dublin, the whistle waking him up. He notices Dominic, wearing a trenchcoat and trilby hat and carrying a briefcase. Curious, Walter dons his own trench coat and trilby and follows him, getting his portrait drawn by a separate street artist in the process. Eventually Dominic enters a warehouse full of garden gnomes and meets with two men. One is a journalist to whom Dominic gives a review to put into Friday's paper and asks to give it a perfect score, handing him a briefcase full of money. The other man is the theatre owner to whom Dominic hands tickets to give away, possibly pay people to come. And with a third briefcase of money he asks for a standing ovation. "Where does he keep all those suitcases?" Walter asks himself.)
Katney: Aww he still has the watch
Katney: Where'd you get the coat Walter?
Nee: wardrob
Katney: Heehee, charactures
Katney/Nee: Gnomes/GNOMES
Katney: A-HA
Katney: Yeah
Nee: Legitiment question
(Back on the train Fozzie eats a Subway sub while he looks at the newspaper, Constantine's picture is on the front page and details his arrest. Green sauce leaks from the sandwich and onto the picture, covering the mole. "What's Kermit doing on the cover of this newspaper?" He wipes the sauce off and yelps. He then laughs as Walter enters, telling Fozzie that Dominic has been giving away the tickets and bribing journalists for good reviews. "Oh! Why didn't we ever think of doing that?!" "Huh?" "I mean... th-th-that's terrible!" Walter wonders if it has to do with "Kermit's" recent behavior. On the subject Fozzie shows Walter the picture of Constantine, covering the mole to show he looks just like Kermit, then uncovering it. Fozzie thinks it's funny, but Walter gets a disturbing thought: what if Kermit was replaced with Constantine? "... Naaaah, that's impossible! We'd all notice! ... Wouldn't we?")
Katney: SUBWAY
Katney: AAH
Nee/Katney: Fozzy!/FOZZY
Nee: XDDD that's terrible
Katney: BAD FROG
Nee: no you would not
Katney: Y'all too stupid! XD
(The pair enter Kermit's private car, but it's empty, so they decide to investigate. Fozzie finds a suitcase full of bombs and clocks that are ticking. "Huh. Kermit's got a big bomb collection." They also notice plans for robbing the Irish National Bank, thinking it's for a comedy heist sketch. Finally they find the green face paint Constantine uses to cover his mole. They take a sample of the paint and cover the mole on the picture of Constantine in the paper. They look at each other and SCREAM!!! People on the platform outside stop and stare at the pair for a moment, then carry on. The pair only scream for about 8 seconds.)
Katney: Tickies
Katney: Green makeup!
Katney: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Nee: I'd have a reaction like that if I saw that on a train
Katney: ... Walter you used to scream much longer
(Fozzie and Walter start to leave, but Constantine appears in their path. "Where's Kermit?!" Walter demands. "Wh-Wh-Wha-What do you want?" Fozzie asks. "You have wocka-ed your last wocka, bear." Suddenly Animal drops down from the ceiling onto Constantine. "BAD FROG!" Constantine rises and puts in a pair of savage, metal teeth, like the Bond villain Jaws. The trio leap from the window into the passing car of a freight train, escaping Constantine. Fozzie says they have to go back and warn the others, but Walter's already tried. They also don't have evidence to give to the police. "There's only one guy in this world who can save us. Only one frog who can restore order, bring justice, and set things right!" "... You are talking about Kermit, right?" "Yes, Fozzie, Kermit.")
Katney: YAY ANIMAL
Nee: BAD FROG!
Katney: EEEK
Katney: ... They're going to the Gulag, aren't they? X3
Nee: trailer lines
Katney: Duh Fozzy X3
(Back in the Gulag Kermit directs the inmates to sing and dance "I Hope I Get It" from A Chorus Line. Nadya gets into the performance and sings, but she's out of tune. "Uh, Nadya? I think perhaps we should, perhaps, keep it prisoners only," Kermit tells her. "Of course. I just love Broadway." She leaves as Kermit announces who made the cut. Nadya opens a locker, which contains a shrine to Kermit. She takes a picture of Kermit, telling him that she will never let him go before kissing it passionately. She sinks to the floor.)
Katney: This is an old song XD
Nee: that little person is a former WWE wrestler I think
Katney: Don't sing Nadya
Katney: I love it too
Katney: Ahhhh fan girl
Nee: girl... it's just a photo
(On the train Dominic finds Constantine knitting, which the frog only does when he's stressed. Constantine reveals that Fozzie, Walter, and Animal know the truth and got away. They try to think of a plan. Later the Muppets gather at the theatre where "Kermit" delivers some bad news. "Walter and Fonzie have quit the Muppets." The Muppets gasp in disbelief. Rowlf questions Walter quitting, since they just did a whole movie where he joined them. "Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it," Floyd says. Rizzo the Rat pipes in, "Ha! I'll say. Maybe even at the expense of other long-standing, beloved Muppets." He leaves with Kermit's nephew Robin. Gonzo says they shouldn't give up on Fozzie and Walter without a fight, but Constantine tells them the show must go on. The Muppets depart, Floyd asking if anyone has seen Animal.)
Nee: Fonzie?!
Katney: WHERE
Nee: Maaaw Rizzo
Katney: Hee, Rizzo <3
(Animal is in a frozen wilderness with Fozzie and Walter, icicles clinging to his fur. Later they're trudging across a sand dune in a desert. Then back in the frozen wilderness. Then back in the desert. "Does anybody else feel like we're traveling in circles?" Fozzie asks. Luckily they found a sign pointing towards the Gulag. ^^)
Katney: Oh dear
Nee: why did they go to the desert?!
Katney: They were on track with the snow!
Katney: ... Travel by map, it's faster
(The Muppets Dublin show is in progress. Scooter performs "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5 with the Penguins while Sam and Jean Pierre are in the audience. In the meantime Constantine and Dominic have already broken into the National Bank. Dominic plans to plant a rubber chicken at the scene to frame Fozzie. "Where are the guards?" The guards, who look like leprechauns, are in the audience. Sam decides to check the vault during Saoirse Ronan's "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" with jackhammers number. The jackhammers offer cover when Dominic blows a vault open, and the skeleton of Colonel Thomas Blood falls out, clutching the locket. They hurry to grab it as Sam approaches and run. Sam sees their shadows and radios to Jean Pierre that they're heading back to the theatre.)
Katney: Waka waka
Nee: the guards are stereotypes XD
Katney: EEK
(Piggy is on stage singing "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion when Constantine and Dominic agree to move onto the next stage of their plan. Kermit steps out onto the stage while Piggy is singing for a special announcement. Piggy is annoyed... until "Kermit" kneels in front of her holding a black diamond ring. "Do you wish to become Mrs. Piggy? Or rather, Mrs. the Frog?" She eagerly accepts as Constantine slides the ring on her finger, noting how easy it was after all this time. Constantine then announces that the tour will be put on hold so he and Piggy can marry at "the world's most romantic spot", the Tower of London, in two days!)
Katney: There's Celine 9_9
Katney: Le gasp!
Nee: ... that's not real romantic <_<
Katney: At least she's wearing a green dress >_>
(Shortly after Sam and Jean Pierre investigate the crime scene in the National Bank. The guards sob, glad that they didn't steal the pot of gold. "I have never been to a more ridiculous crime scene," Sam huffs. Jean Pierre then notices the rubber chicken laying in the pot of gold, and Sam finds the Lemur's coin. "Could the comedian bear and the Lemur be one and the same?" Sam learns that the bones the Lemur tried to steal belonged to the only man who nearly stole the Crown Jewels. And wouldn't you know it, Kermit and Piggy will be getting married in the Tower of London! That's it!)
Katney: Ridiculous crime scene
Katney: No way!
(The caption on screen reads "London, England. 15:45. Home of the Crown Jewels. And good manners." Inside the Tower of London the Muppets approach "Kermit" and ask what his marriage to Piggy will mean to the tour and the Muppets overall. "Well, now you guys have all the freedom you want. You don't need me. I'm done with Muppets." The Muppets gasp as Constantine walks away. "What are we gonna do without Kermit?" Scooter asks. "The only thing we can do," Floyd says. "Pack up... go to the wedding... and head back home.")
Nee: And Good Manners
(In her dressing room Piggy confides in Foo Foo that getting Kermit to marry her had always been a fight. "But this is so easy, it... it just doesn't feel right." She sings "Something So Right", asking how, although she knows they're meant to be together and are getting married, it feels wrong to her. In the gulag Kermit joins in, fantasizing a future with Piggy, having "a little pink frog and a little green piggy", and growing old together. With Piggy a fairy godmother, played by Celine Dion, appears and sings with her. The other Muppets also join the song before reaching the end. Piggy looks at a picture of herself and Kermit. "After all we've been through / Why do I feel I don't know you?")
Katney: Bingo!
Katney: Ooooo it's sunny
Nee: only in the movies
Katney: LIES!
Katney: READ BETWEEN THE LINES
Katney: ::sways::
Nee/Katney: Celine!/CELINE!!!
(The Gulag Revenue has begun and Kermit introduces the show. Backstage Walter, Fozzie, and Animal get his attention. They meet outside where they reveal what they know so far to Kermit. Kermit is hurt that his friends didn't realize he had been replaced. "Animal know," Animal says. "You mean, all this time, I've been locked in a Russian Gulag, no one, not one single person from the Muppets except Animal noticed I'd been replaced by an evil criminal mastermind?! [...] I thought you guys had forgotten about me... that you didn't need me anymore." His friends assure him that they'd never forget him and need him more than ever. "Good frog," Animal nods. Suddenly a newspaper van drives past where the delivery girl, played by Chloe Grace Moretz, announces the big Muppet wedding in London tomorrow. Knowing Piggy and the gang are in danger Kermit declares they have to leave. He starts to run towards the gate, but bullets are fired at the ground several feet in front of him. "Oh, yeah, I forgot, I'm in a gulag. Sorry about that, Ivan!" "It's OK! No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake." "Right. Thanks for not shooting me!" They need to escape, and luckily a Gulag prisoner with prop pickaxes and shovels for the big mining number provides an idea.)
Katney: Less snowy
Katney: THEY CAME
Nee/Katney: Animal Know!/Animal know <3
Nee/Katney: Good Frog/Good frog ^^
Nee: HitGirl Cameo
Katney: ESCAPE!
Nee: Oh yeah... I forgot
Katney: Thanks for not shooting me ^^
(The Great Escapo has an iron manacle around his neck and pulls it apart for the audience. He then tries to escape, but Nadya taizes him as he passes. Kermit presents the next act, where the prisoners perform "Working in the Coal Mine" by Allen Toussaint. The prisoners have improvised digging tools, others use real tools and dig an actual hole in the stage behind prop boards and barrels. One by one the prisoners, including Kermit, drop into the hole and by the end of the song, they are all gone. The audience soon realizes they're not coming back. "KER-MIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!" Nadya screams in anguish. The Muppets escape in an army truck to London.)
Katney: Fast with a taser
Katney: Fun song ^^
Katney: ... No encore?
Katney: FREEDOM
Nee: hard to encore when the performers have all escaped
(At the Tower of London a crowd gathers outside as the wedding guests arrive. Kermit and the others arrive, unable to get in through the well-guarded main entrance, so Kermit unloads flowers from a truck to get inside. He helps the others inside before they split up. Kermit and Fozzie enter an empty dressing room for the groom. Fozzie accidentally breaks a full length mirror as he looks at a tuxedo. They hear someone coming, so Fozzie drops to the floor, acting as a bear-skin rug. Kermit grabs the tux and a bit of green face paint to cover his mole. Constantine enters and goes over to the frame that held the mirror. Kermit stands on the other side and mimics Constantine's every move. After a moment Dominic enters to go over their plan again and where to meet after stealing the Crown Jewels. Dominic then asks what they'll do about Piggy. "Once she's served her purpose, kaboom. It will be bacon for breakfast." Suddenly a champagne fridge delivery arrives, and they're instructed to put it on the "bear-skin rug". They all leave, and Fozzie pulls himself out from under the fridge, his body flattened. "How do I look?" "Y-Y-You look fine." The pair start to leave, only to run into Sam and Jean Pierre who believe they're the Lemur and Constantine. Just in time for Jean Pierre to leave on his 8-week paid vacation! Sam handcuffs Kermit and Fozzie in Jean Pierre's tiny car Le Maximum until the mobile holding unit arrives.)
Katney: Did the flowers
Nee: 7 years bad luck... will Fozzie notice
Katney: ... I see what they're gonna do. XD
Katney: Yup.
Nee: that's not how mirrors work
Katney: Nope
Katney: Kaboom?!
Katney: >_> Not on the bear skin rug
Katney: ... You look thin ^^
Katney: ::whine::
(Constantine tells Dominic that he hired some additional help. He opens a door, revealing a team of actual Muppet babies who are trained jewel thieves. "Who would suspect babies of stealing Crown Jewels?" Dominic looks dumbfounded. Meanwhile Link Hogthrob is trying to figure out where he is seated and asks a nearby usher, played by Usher. The usher assumes Link would be seated on Piggy's side, but Link is actually related by marriage to Kermit. Dominic leads the babies down a corridor, following a map. He uses Blood's key, opening a low hatch in the wall. The babies crawl through and open a large vault door for Dominic.)
Katney: ... Babies?
Nee: Usher?
Katney: S'up Usher?
Katney: ... Good thing he brought babies, they'd only fit in there
(The clock strikes 3:00 and Piggy is seen walking towards the chapel in her wedding dress. Kermit stares in awe from the little car. "Oh, this is so frustrating!" Fozzie stomps his foot straight through the floor of the car. "Now that's a poorly made car." After a moment he puts both feet through, lifts the car off the ground, and walks away behind Sam's back. Inside the Wedding March plays as Piggy walks down the aisle. She sees her groom and seems uncertain, but she carries on to the altar. Outside Sam finally turns his back and notices the car and his prisoners are gone. "CODE RED! CODE RED!" In the jewel house the babies use talcum powder to reveal a green laser web. Sam tries to alert Jean Pierre that the Crown Jewels are in danger. Dominic, wearing a "really cool skin-tight outfit" and dangling from a "suspend-y ropey thingy", navigates through the lasers and towards a plaque with a recess in the shape of Blood's locket in the middle. He puts the locket inside. The lasers deactivate and glass cases holding the jewels and crown open.)
Nee: Flintstoning!
Katney: DO IT
Katney: She's having second thoughts
Nee/Katney: CODE RED!/Code red!
Katney: Oooooo lasers
Katney: Lasers off
Nee: not sure a modern laser system would have tied into a locket buried with bones
Katney: Oooooooo crown thingy
(Now is the time for Constantine and Piggy to exchange their vows. Constantine says "I do" without hesitation. When the priest asks Piggy the same, however, she does. The Muppets in the pews lean forward. "This is what you've always wanted, right?" Constantine whispers to her. "... I do?" "I'm sorry, is that a question?" the priest asks. "No, it was not a question," Constantine says. In the cellar Kermit and Fozzie regroup with Walter and Animal. Fozzie pulls a lever, a trap door beneath Constantine opens, dropping him into the cellar. At the same time a platform Kermit stands on rises and he stands in Constantine's place. Kermit tries to pull Piggy away to safety, but Constantine replaces Kermit. Walter swings in on a rope, grabbing Constantine, and dropping him in a net held by Animal. "CATCH FROGGIE! CATCH FROGGIE!" Constantine escapes and drops right on top of Kermit, and the two frogs stand before a stunned gathering. "Two Kermits? Well, that explains a lot," Scooter says to the fourth wall.)
Katney: ::leans forward at her hesitation::
Katney: ... How'd they get out of the cuffs?
Katney: Uh-oh
Katney: Catch froggie!
Nee: that explains a lot!
Katney: Eeyup
("Of all the ways to ruin a wedding, this has got to be the most creative," Piggy huffs. Kermit and Constantine each try to convince Piggy who the real Kermit is, but there's only one way Piggy knows for sure. "First Kermit... will you marry me?" "Yes, of course, let's go! The helicopter is waiting, my love!" "And you, the other Kermit... will you marry me?" The other Kermit stammers, which leads Piggy to happily declare, "That's my Kermit!" She floors him and covers him in kisses as the Muppets cheer on. Constantine frowns and wipes off the make-up covering his mole. "I am Constantine, the world's most dangerous frog and number one criminal, and a THOUSAND times more frog than this Kermit person!" He pulls out his detonator and presses the button, and beeping is heard. "IT'S A BOMB!" Kermit announces. Luckily Bunsen had Beaker wear the magnetic bomb-attractor vest and activates it. Piggy flies to the vest by her ring, which is revealed to be the bomb. Muppets grab onto Piggy and Kermit and desperately pull to remove the ring. Soon Piggy is pulled free and the bomb-attractor vest and Beaker fly up into the air, through the rose window. "That's only 800 years old," the priest sighs. Beaker and the bomb land in the River Thames, where it explodes harmlessly underwater. Of course Beaker's fine, just on a fountain of water.)
Katney: Most creative
Nee: YAY!!!!!
Katney: The stammering! ^^
Katney: YAY
Katney: Kissy kissy ^^
Nee: ... ... ... Get him Piggy
Katney: HIYAH time
Nee: Finally! Doc!
Katney: IT'S A BOMB
Katney: RING RING GET THE RING OFF
Nee: BECKER!
Nee: How!
Katney: Is it so hard to get a ring off
Katney: Only 800 years old
(Piggy cries for help as Constantine has taken her hostage on the roof. In the helicopter they find Dominic wearing an actual lemur suit and announces he's double-crossing Constantine. Constantine explodes Dominic out of the helicopter and gets inside with Piggy. The Muppets arrive on the roof and Kermit grabs onto one of the helicopter's skids as it lifts off. "There's only one way we can reach him up there! Muppet Ladder!" The Muppets climb on top of each other with Gonzo on top, who hooks his nose onto the helicopter's skid. Sweetums keeps them tethered at the bottom of the ladder. Piggy starts to cut the ropes on her wrist against a metal edge as Kermit climbs into the cockpit. Constantine aims a gun at Kermit, reminding him that he's dealing with the world's most dangerous frog. Piggy, free of her ropes, tells Constantine that he's still just a frog. She grabs him and slams him around the cockpit. "NO! ONE! TRICKS! ME! INTO! MARRYING! THEM! AND! THEN! HURTS! MY! KERMIE!!" Constantine is released, his face twisted up. "What a woman!" "Yeah... MY woman!" Kermit slaps Constantine with the fake mole he had been wearing, knocking him out. Kermit apologizes for ruining Piggy's wedding, but she's glad he did. They hug, and then kiss.)
Katney: @_@ Lemur
Katney/Nee: MUPPET LADDER/MUPPET LADDER!!!
Katney: Hurry up with the ladder
Nee: Sweetims!
Nee: ::laughs!!!!::
Nee: Piggy ^^
Katney: Still a frog ^^
Katney: ::claps:: Well done Piggy <3
Katney: He's awestruck
Katney: Now he's got two XD
Katney: KISSY
(The police arrive, as do Sam and Jean Pierre. "Congratulations, weirdos, you've saved the Crown Jewels!" Sam tells the Muppets. "And you've caught my nemesis, the Lemur. Look at his little costume, that's adorable!" Jean Pierre notes. "I'm not adorable," Dominic returns. "He IS adorable," Sam agrees. The rest of the Muppets are shocked to learn that Dominic Badguy is the bad guy. Jean Pierre then announces that since the case is solved it's time to say goodbye. He gets emotional, as does Sam, and they hug each other. "Goodbye... forever!" Sam leaves with the police, Constantine, and Dominic but it's not long before Jean Pierre runs after.)
Katney: Weirdos ^^
Nee: Adorible
Katney: He is adorable
Katney: ... Goodbye forever!
(Nadya and Russian guards suddenly appear to arrest Kermit for leading the largest mass break-out in Gulag history. "You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue, and you didn't even say goodbye." The guards grab Kermit and pull him away from the group, but Walter steps forward. He apologizes on behalf of the Muppets, for not noticing Kermit was missing, for not telling him how much he means to them often enough, and for taking him for granted. He offers to be taken as well so they can be together. Fozzie offers to be taken as well, as do Gonzo, Rowlf, Scooter, and Piggy. Constantine gave them what they thought they wanted, but not what they really wanted and needed: Kermit. Nadya stares, stoned-face, but her expression softens when she realizes Kermit was right about family. And because families belong together Nadya allows Kermit to go free. To show his appreciation Kermit arranges for the Muppet Tour to perform at the Gulag. "I'll pack my swimsuit right away!" Piggy says. "Oh, wonderful! It's terrible. You will hate it," Nadya promises with a smile.)
Katney: Nadya holds a grudge
Katney: ... I'm Sparticus!
Nee: I'm Batman!
Nee: Take Them All!
Nee: Wait what?
Katney: Whoo freedom!
Katney: Swimsuit, Piggy?
Katney: At least she's honest
(Later the Muppets perform "Together Again" while stuck in amusing positions on The Wall. Some of the Muppets peel off to dance with the inmates, which includes Constantine with just his natural mole. The special guest stars and one-liner cameos appear stuck on The Wall as well and sing along. The song ends as fireworks explode in the distance. Kermit tells Nadya it's time for her solo, but before she can "THE END" appears on screen, cutting her off. "KERMIT!!!")
Katney: They're on the wall X3
Katney: He got that extra mole off? XD
Nee: Thank you End ing title card
Katney: ... Why wasn't Celine on the wall?
Katney: Whoo! ^^
(As the credits roll fireworks explode against the night sky. They take the shape of several Muppet characters and key props. Sweetums then appears and pulls on a rope, hoisting the crawling credits tied to another rope. Fozzie appears as another rope drops down and pulls on it. "This cast is really heavy!" He trades places with Rowlf, then the Swedish Chef, and then Beaker. Bunsen arrives to try out his automated end-crawl operating machine. Bunson pushes the button, Beaker is yanked upwards on the rope as the credits speed past. Bunson adjusts the switch, rewinding the credits and letting them crawl by themselves at a casual speed. Beaker drops back down out of frame. Sweetums and Bunson walk off the screen. Fozzie appears after a while and hangs his hat on the "Los Angeles Unit" credit and lets it get carried away. Fozzie laughs and then walks offscreen. The credits finish rolling and Fozzie appears on screen again, telling him mom to go home because the movie's over. Film ends.)
Katney: Neat fireworks :3
Katney: Stantler and Waldorf didn't seem to get much of a role did they?
Nee: no... but then again did they in the other movie?
Katney: Hmm, I guess they didn't heckle too much then, no
Nee: actually heckled more in this
Katney: Sweetums!
Katney: ::giggles::
Katney: Whoops
Katney: ... Is that all to the credits stuff?
Nee: yeah only a few comments by fozzie
Katney: ::fweeing:: Oop, there's one
Katney: Yaaaaaay we made it

Yup, we sure did. It was a nice little break from Justice League, but we'll be diving right back in next time. Only one two-part episode, where Nee watched "Wild Cards" for the first time. See you soon!

TOTAL:
Katney's Movies: 26.4
Nee's Movies: 19

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