Full name: Patricia von Irriate
Gender: Female
Height: 2 ft
Stomach Colour: Mauve
Body Colour: Orange
Hair Colour: Fuchsia

The only girl who will put up with Mort, as they like to joke about. Pat is Mort’s girlfriend and has been for almost two years. She loves to help him scheme and plot out his latest irritation, often getting him out of trouble in the process. She’s the oldest daughter of the Von Irriate family, good friends of the Du Pesquies. Like B, Pat has known Mort since they were children. Despite her tomboyishness, she is a shameless flirt and as confident of her ability to irritate as any of the boys.