A vague idea I had for a product of the Future: Tube Chicken!
Genetically engineered chicken embryo that grows only delicious, tender meat and no pesky organs or bones!
The red part of the tube is the inedible base, and the orange part is the extruded meat. With your choice of flavouring to add to the nutrient mix, in this case delicious honey!
Comes with a convenient touchscreen display featuring an adorable chicken mascot offering a new Fun Fact about chicken and chicken-related products every day!
Genetically engineered chicken embryo that grows only delicious, tender meat and no pesky organs or bones!
The red part of the tube is the inedible base, and the orange part is the extruded meat. With your choice of flavouring to add to the nutrient mix, in this case delicious honey!
Comes with a convenient touchscreen display featuring an adorable chicken mascot offering a new Fun Fact about chicken and chicken-related products every day!
Category Designs / Miscellaneous
Species Avian (Other)
Size 800 x 613px
File Size 117.1 kB
You haven't read it?.. o_O *twitch*twitch*
For some reason I was certain you've had. I think you should find it relevant, I'm even guessing you may like it. If you haven't read it, do so at all costs!.. get one from a library, or buy it, or if you can't - even pirate it, if you can't do that - drop me a note with your email, I'll dig up a .doc out of the depths of my backups and mail it to you.
Oh, I think he wanted to wrap it into a surprise present along with the lingerie he bought you, but I totally ruined everything by making a deer instead. And by writing this just now. I'm very sowwy, guys. <:(
For some reason I was certain you've had. I think you should find it relevant, I'm even guessing you may like it. If you haven't read it, do so at all costs!.. get one from a library, or buy it, or if you can't - even pirate it, if you can't do that - drop me a note with your email, I'll dig up a .doc out of the depths of my backups and mail it to you.
Oh, I think he wanted to wrap it into a surprise present along with the lingerie he bought you, but I totally ruined everything by making a deer instead. And by writing this just now. I'm very sowwy, guys. <:(
You know, you're right. I should just buy him the lingerie. Thanks for the idea! And don't worry, that deer more than made up for the lack of goat :D
Oryx and Crake, is it? Since he'll be over here visiting me in a few weeks, we can just go to a bookstore and buy the paperback, and he can read it and tell me if it's too dystopian for me <:)
Oryx and Crake, is it? Since he'll be over here visiting me in a few weeks, we can just go to a bookstore and buy the paperback, and he can read it and tell me if it's too dystopian for me <:)
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