Gods. I bet he has a Wisconsin accent too.

More of a mountain western. ;)

As someone who lives in Wisconsin, I can hear it just by looking at this. I can confirm.

Ya, sure you betcha, eh?

OOHH it's jush da BESHT don'cha know? Aw innit jus' greht out der t'day, oh I was hawlin' seed out der t'Decater, gunna pick up da boys n' head out to dat ol' place Buzzard Billy's der in La Crosse don'cha knoh. Oh we jus' HAVE t'get Margaret and Dertrude down der sometime wit da kids, dey'd just LOVE it, oh did I tell yas 'bout de operation Mildred had? Said somethin' 'bout it bein' parda her 5 year plan 'long wit loozin' all dat weight from workin' at Linda's Bakery? Oh, we's gots ta talk to her sometime at brunch, don'cha know.

You know Buzzard Billy's?

Do I?! In LaCrosse? My dear, I used to live near there, I grew up close to LaCrosse! I've only been dere once and it's jus' so DARLING, we just GOTS ta bring da kids next time.

I live there now! The restaurant is only a few blocks away!

No fucking way!! You ever go to The Pearl by Riverside? Best ice cream in the state!! I'd give my left kidney to go back there.

id love to play catch and then do some housework for ya heehee

Don't forget to mow the lawn!

I will make sure to do that papa

Man, I feel like it should be illegal for dads to be capable of being called cute, but here we are...

How could you say no to that face?!

That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read.

Sound logic. *Nod nods*

Sure thing sir *walks over to you close to the fence wags my tail*

Ha ha! You fell for the trap!

Trap? What trap?

flops over the fence for the ball.

Ha ha! Time for catch!

Aww but he looks so innocent, one game of catch can't hurt right?

Suuuure. Just one game....and then you can help pull some weeds! >:)

man I wanna go camping with a dad :(

Be sure to pack lots of bug spray!

Watch out! He might put you in a diaper and give you milkies....
please do that plz

On nooooo~ >;)

My weakness

Which part? The dad asking to play catch, or the desire to disobey all warning signs?

tous les deux

Yes 😟 Yes I do

Maybe if you toss it back and forth over the fence...?

Be sure to bring a baseball mitt!

TARDIS DON'T! ITS A TRAP

Did you read the sign?

Uhhh there is.

That smile maybe innocent but he is apparently using you just to do chores

Yes like mowing the lawn

Alright. Go ahead and join him. But don't tell me that I told you so

Alrighty then go ahead.

David: *thinking* he is seriously going to fall for that trap

He made pulling weeds sound so fun.....so full of regret now.

I mean, the sing was clearly displayed!

Yes please!

You suuuuuure~?

Yes! I just want a cuddle from Dad by the end of the day!~

This is so cute! I would wanna play catch!

Heed the sign!!

Well...maybe just one game couldn't hurt

It's all start with just one toss...

I'm ready to play whenever you are

Be Aware of The Dad? Ok
Handsome frendly dad . Doing a few or more chores to repay him is only fair~

Hmmm, well played!

He’s even wearing a fanny pack. This is the true definition of a dad.

Fanny packs are very handy! Makes you wonder why they don't call them handy packs?

Sign? What sign? DAD? WHAT DAD? Oh no! I'm already hopelessly trapped in the throws of wild abandon deep in his territory, helpless and vulnerable to ribbings and dad jokes while I service and endear myself to him!

...Oh whatEVER shall I DO?! <3

Just you wait until the matching outfits come out!

Oooh noooo~ Forever I shall be trapped within the loving, fatherly clutches of a stout, adoring paternal unit! <3 <3 <3

And what's this? He happens to have a secret room full of unusual toys and ephemera largely designed towards eliciting arousal in a variety of exotic ways! <3

Dang this is cute

Right?! Effses just gets cute and dorky dad Barnaby so well!

"Beware of the Dad" So silly!

Seems like a trap!

It is

Can I get a hug after?

Is it going to be a comic about this one

That’s a risk I’m willing to take!