Working on a macro illustration of a big Siggy. I don't have a anthro character who will be tending to Siggy's wounds, so I figured I just offer up the slot here for free. I'll be picking a winner purely by random.

Character Requirements (for the blue character above)
>Anthro only.
>Can be any species or gender.
>Pose/expression is fixed.
>Can be clothed (I will ask the winner about this through notes)

Other requirements:
>I have permission to post and share the final image on any platform. Credit to your character's appearance will only be given on the FA submission. I won't credit on twitter given this ych is completely free.
>Upon winning, you have to respond to my follow up note within 24 hours, otherwise I'll re-pick a winner.

To be eligible:
>Leave a reply under the [ANSWER] comment.
>Tell me any joke, good or bad. The quality of your joke won't affect the chances of you winning since selection will be purely random.
>Leave a link to a reference image/sheet of your character

YCH will run for 16 hours.

Good luck!