Stink Tank: *chows down on Steak-frites* Mmmm. Oh, yes. This is sooooo good. *eats more*

Afterburner: Hehehehe. Enjoying your Steak-frites, Stink Tank?

Stink Tank: *with his mouth full* Afterburner! Hey, man! Whatcha up to?

Afterburner: Didn’t anyone tell ya not to talk with your mouth full?

Stink Tank: *swallows whole* Aaah. Anyways, whatcha been up to?

Afterburner: Well, the deuce-dropping duo got their fatasses stuck between the door when I got out.

Stink Tank: Should we help them?

Afterburner: Nah. I’m pretty sure they already got the help they needed. Too bad about their britches, tho. Hehe.

Stink Tank: Ahahahaha! Well, besides that, what is it you came to me for, or is THAT just it?

Afterburner: Oh. Yeah. I came across this. *shows pic* Draft Resister got one. I got one. Now YOU got one, too.

Stink Tank: *sees pic* Oh! Heh. Well, you know what? ...I was actually gonna tell you that right when I was done doing my duty. If you know what I mean. *winks* Hahahahaha.

Afterburner: Hahaha. So, you’re already aware of this headshot you got?

Stink Tank: Heh. Well, yeah. In fact, I even notice yours, too. I was gonna tell ya about these art pieces we got, but...suddenly I got hungry. So, I grabbed me a bite to eat. But, man, don’t we look sexy as fu- *BELCHES*

Afterburner: First off...gross. Second...that was a good one.

Stink Tank: Heh. Whoops. On the bright side, at least it came out the front and not the back. Ahahahaha.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

Stink Tank © Mysfurry99