Afterburner: *opens door* Ey, Draft Resister! You’re not gonna-

Draft Resister: *angered* CLOSE THE DOOR DAMNIT!

Afterburner: Oh. Well, sorry… *closes door*

Draft Resister: *toilet flushes as he comes out the bathroom* Do any of you dumbasses know how to knock?!

Afterburner: Do any of YOU know when to lock the bathroom door before you start doing your business?

Draft Resister: Don’t get sassy with me, boy! Now, what is it you want?

Afterburner: Uh…….*scratches his head* what was I gonna do?

Draft Resister: Well, I see you got your phone in your hand. I suppose you’re gonna be on your phone while dropping some skunkie dungies.

Afterburner: My phon- *remembers* Oooooh, that’s right! I was gonna show ya something?

Draft Resister: Lemem guess, another popufur I don’t know about got exposed for their bullshit?

Afterburner: No, it’s not that! Well...not this time. It’s something else. *shows pic* Lookit.

Draft Resister: *sees pic* ...ooookay, it’s an artwork of me. *looks at pic more* Hmm...now that I look at it. Heh. I see this artist actually caught my personality.

Afterburner: Well, if you put it that way.

Draft Resister: Still, the art looks...pretty good. I’d give it 90%. 4 stars even. Hehe.

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