*clueless*
Mmm today i think i will commit the cat
*commits azria*

Please do not the cat.

that sign cant stop me because I CANT READ!!

*Pulls out gatling-laser.* "Laser's can't read either."

This aint fallout maam!
*pulls yarn ball launcher*
I must cat
The law demands it

"Who said that this is from fallout!? I just have one of these lying around!" *The yarn ball spontaneously combusts.*

*gets láser eye surgery from gun*
Clever girl!
we must persist!
The universe demand kat!

"Hon hon" *In french.*
Time for sie experimental CAT, fatcat launcher.
*Heaves out a giant cat launcher.*

The kat with more densoty than a black hole as a proyectile?

"Catlear Wissile, also known as a Catboy!"

Best scenario
We create kaiju cats on another planet

Worst scenario
We make a hole in mars

Why not both?

https://youtu.be/-3gx-jyEL3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scjy-jQWTQU

I will touch cat!

Please, the cat don't.

*touches cat*

*You seem to have absorbed some sort of mystery illness. It seems to be rapidly deteriorating your skin and muscle. Whatever these enzymes are. They are super effective.* "Do not the cat." The cat warns, once again. If he is the cause of the sickness. Perhaps, he may know of the cure?

Ok I’m sorry kitty? I will not touch you again? Please cure me of my affliction but wait a minute?! what makes you special I have two cats of my own and they don’t mind being touched.

Ah four you sea you touched me and it says to "Do not the cat." There is the quey. To do not the cat to do. In +, they for they bee your Katzen. The do is granted by them and them alone to do. Now we may celebrate in prosperity, the how.

*The cat does nod its head and yay, the cure has been bestowed.* "Yay for now the illness has been updrafted. Come, let us make hast to the valley and drink from the river of plenty." Hyay-rah. The world may know of these kind deeds brought fourth by the chat.

Remember children, to do not the cat is not the cat to do. But, to do the cat is what we do, we do. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Qart-ḥadašt.

Now we sing the song of my people; Please click here to hear the song of my people

I swear if this is not eldrich meowing iwill be dissapointed

Who's a what now?

It was a joke the style of
"Hey the cutie want to show me something"
*puts earphone*
And its just doom like music

Oc

Ic

Ec

Uc

Ac

Haha ac go brr

*explosions* "Sí, go bang too."

this cracks me up every time i see it

Excellent. :3

I do not the cat on a regular basis

:3