Well, it had been ages since I've had a check up so I decided to see the local doctor! After discussing the basics and having a weight in Dr Strauss expressed concerns with my weight and to implement a new diet immediately!
Needless to say I was a little...raised eyebrow looking over the portly Dr as his stomach bulged out from his scrubs.
I explained to him that I was actually rather okay with how I looked...didn't effect me one way or another that I was a bit on the pudgy side.
He just closed his eyes and with a heavy german accent replied "Good....exactly what I wanted to hear"
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