Time for my 6 month check up. After being put on a very very strict diet of burgers, pizzas, whole cream, and whatever ended up being delivered to my door via Doctors Prescription (Or subscription to delivery services...) it was time for me to waddle into the office for a status report. I do have to say after the first visit I always felt a certain...hunger. Who knows!
Huffing as I sat on the table, the metal groaning a little as it took me many attempts to climb up. Dr Strauss took it the perfect oppurnity to listen to my h-eavy stomach gurgling.

"Good...good. But it sounds like you still have extensive room inside. For improvement that is. I say it is time to up your subcript- persprcition ten fold. I will see you in another 6 months"
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Art by  khatoblepas
Dr Strauss:  broadsword
Gear: Me!