Hmmm, I’ll make it to the bar before getting slapped

hell chase you all the way

One thing tho is that wouldn't it be easier when there's more people here since if this is the only person slapping everyone you could kinda just hide in the crowds

thats what they want you to think

uhoh

>:3 *basketball shuffles to stay in front of you*

I feel like there is a slight problem with this business proposal but I just ant put my finger on it.

i can put my finger on it
i can put all my fingers on it
come over here i'll show you

Do you charge your slaps by amount or location?

yes

I'll have the bees.

that comes with a free side of cheese fries, its our cheesebees special!

*wapwapwapwap*

*slapslapwapbapslap*

This is so wild since I work at applebees

gasp
my competetor

We serve apples and bees, what you got slap cat?

Slaps while wearing bee costumes!

Awwww <3

Well, normally I'd be worried but considering your height compared to the size of that sign.

I think I could punt you into a wall, entirely theoretically, my legs are long enough.

But does this account for the speed of your slaps? How fast are your slaps?

I must run the math to see if you'd strike the wall first or if I'd get slapped for attempting to punt the mini-Boz into wall.

You're already slapped *delayed slap sounds*

Ah, ow.

*Kicks the Boz*

JAIL. JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS *points to a corner with a cardboard box labelled "SLAP JAIL"*

*Picks up cardboard box and puts it over the Boz*

Slap me like a ho that owes you money!

cuz they do!

drinks are a dollar, i mean.

but do they have chicken wings?

the BEST chicken wings, come on in and see!

they better be the BEST or i get to slap you, and also spicey

if its not the best, then you get free slaps!

Hide your butts!

>:O

But I don't drink

we dont discriminate with our slaps -u-

Uhmm, well, only a light slap maybe?

sof pap

Oh! So soft! =w=

I always liked to call it Bapplebees.

yeee cute!

I dare, mostly because I'm a sucker for adorable.

>:D

second business venture perhaps?
https://i.redd.it/anr9ut4xm6g31.jpg

im branching out!

Someone who wants spanked is just gonna lean only their butt into the slap zone XD

SLAP!

Smol cute... yet slap... xD

he do a heckin slap

N-No, stay away from me! My butt is only reserved for friends for the slapping!
Please, I-I just want some food.

*hands you a burger. You lift the bun to find... SLAP*

O-Ow, this burger got quite a punch. I-
*Realized I just got slapped*
Nooooooooo!

I'll take my chances :>

chances are good
... that you get slapped >:D

Monster mitts battle. I slapbap back brat~ :O

IMMA DO A BIGGER SLAP

What a deal! I don't know if I should head in head first or butt first!

>:3

*approaches counter with somersaults*

Roll a dexterity sa-SLAP

Deals so good you don't even need to roll to save ;w;

You're way to small with your arms and general size.
You'll never catch me 😏

Famous last words >:3

Go back to the kitchen x3